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yo yo it’s been a while since i’ve been active on here but just so you know i have another account that i am using. it’s @cansofpaint if you wanna check it out ;)

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AFTER JEM BECOMES A SILENT BROTHER

TESSA: *Gets a paper cut* Ouch!

WILL: oh my god, that's a deep cut-

TESSA: I'm fine, really!

WILL: NOPE! You might die! Well...better go to the silent brothers, Brother Zachariah would know what to do!

THE NEXT DAY.....

WILL: *Trips* TESSA, CALL THE SILENT BROTHERS! I MIGHT BE DYING! BROTHER ZACHARIAH WILL HELP US!

TESSA: *WHILST SHAKING HEAD* I'll get Gabriel....

THE NEXT NEXT DAY.....

JAMES(2 months old): *Cries*

WILL: TESSA! JAMES WONT STOP CRYING! I'M GONNA GO OPEN A PORTAL, WE HAVE TO GO TO THE SILENT BROTHERS....BROTHER ZACHARIAH WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO!

TESSA: -_-

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“L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stele. It means that love is the most powerful force in the world. That love can do anything.” – Cassandra Clare (insp. by dontbeangrylove edit)

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McG’s ship contest including Climon, Clace, Sizzy and Malec [x]

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#their reactions to Simon explain their personalities so well

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Top 10/? OTPs 

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they are too alike cmon

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Oh, Thank you!

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This is the most unique fucking post on this damn thing

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

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That scene in RQ when Mare introduces Cal to her family after he drove her there with his motorcycle.

Mare: Family this is Cal. Cal my family.

Cal *shyly*: Nice to meet you.

Gisa:

Bree/Tramy:

Papa Barrow:

Mama Barrow:

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Friendly Reminder

Every year when they’re celebrating Clara Farley Barrow’s birthday, Mare will remember that this date is also the anniversary of when she lost her virginity

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Evangeline: You need a hobby.

Maven: I have a hobby!

Evangeline: Murder is not a hobby.

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Cal: Mare, your clothes are terrible.

Mare: Well what do you want me to do about it?

Cal: …Take them off.

Mare:

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Jace: i love you clary.

Clary: i love you too.

Percy: i love you annabeth.

Annabeth: i love you too.

Cal: i love you mare

Mare: who doesn't

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finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

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Alternative ACOTAR Titles

ACOTAR - A Court of Tamlin and Rhysand

ACOMAF - A Court of Mating and Fucking

ACOWAR - A Court of Wanting a Rhysand

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poor bby

Omg guys it’s Lance