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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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im 21 and my 20 year old friend already has 3 children but that's mostly because she's a creampie fiend

ok

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Oh no, you got isekaied into the last media you read/watch. You are now a background character dead center in the plot. Are you surviving.

Yes

No

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no fakes im my crew all my goons swallow cum

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This is true when you think about it

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I...i'm from the midwest too bitch. I literally only followed you for culture. and I romanticized you thinking you were this masc Australian vers top with foreskin and a sexy accent and healthcare that didn't have to worry about money? You mean to tell me we're both broke bitches from Honky town USA???? Whatre we gonna do? Worry about paying medical bills? Rub our cut diks together at Panera? bitch, we gonna start a wildfire with our dried up dicks. No docking? fuck outta here. Unfollowed.

PLEEEEEASSSEEEDBDHCHS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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Japanese Rerelease Collection of Björk’s Discography (2008)

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One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking