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Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

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i ended up making more saltburn x classic art pieces 🤷🏻‍♀️💕 i don’t think i’m done yet but we’ll see idk

i’m particularly proud of the venetia one 🥰🩸

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I'm watching The Killing of a Sacred Deer and I am so horribly confused and concerned

The best comparison I can make is Saltburn. My experience watching this is the same as my experience watching Saltburn.

I hate it, I am thoroughly enjoying myself.

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Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

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WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you

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ass, tits and confidence is what my man has.

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Saltburn studies

Bonus vid:

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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cattonquick smoking based on this photoshoot I saw today bc im still absolutely obsessed with them

yes I did both versions bc I couldn't decide hehhehehd

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AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! WHAT GHE FUCK AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!!

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Felix showing Oliver that Lumpfish video and now Oliver never stops saying "very beautiful, very powerful" whenever someone brings up Felix

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The human body is gross and you need to learn to love that. To get off on that. Your lover's sweaty feet carried them to you. Their armpits reek of the hike you took together. The cunt you wanna make out with is probably gonna smell like sweat and musk and piss and you should dive into it. If you want anal you should be prepared for the earthy, cloying smell of their backdoor. If you're fucking it hard and deep air is probably gonna get in front & back and it's gonna have to come out. The human body is nasty and alluring and gross and divine. How are you gonna bitch about that when you could be nutting to it?

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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

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  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

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OKAY, BUT WHAT IF.

We're at the bridge. Oliver and Felix with the tuxes and the bottle of champagne. And Felix tells Oliver about the family tradition of the stone in the river. He gives him the stone with the 'dad' written on it and Oliver throws the stone and it lands on puke...

But instead of an awkward "Well, that can't be good ...Fuck" Oliver actually starts laughing. Cause, it's so stupid, you know? It so incredibly ironic he can't help it. So he starts laughing uncontrollably, almost hysterically. He can't stop. And Felix is worried. He tries to calm him down. He thinks his friend's having some sort of breakdown. He doesn't know what to do and Oliver is attracting unwanted attention so he does the only thing he can't think of... he covers Oliver's mouth.

So there they are, Oliver trying to compose himself and Felix covering his mouth and trying to... comfort him? Making him calm down.

And the only thing that calms Oliver is the feeling of Felix's hands against his lips.