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another psych x batfam

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yeah they reconstructed your image in grief so severely that it's barely recognisible. your fate aligns with the distorted reality they produced now btw. sorry about that

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The Un-Made Batman Cartoon featuring Jason Todd as Robin

So I posted about this on twitter ages ago, but I felt the need to share it here too, since tumblr is a much better platform for archiving things.

There was an un-made Batman cartoon in the 1980s starring Bruce and Jason as Batman and Robin and the writer’s bible for it is available to read online.

It is literally the cutest thing I have ever read, and everyday I curse the gods that it didn’t get made. Here’s just a selection of the cuteness from this thing:

                                                        ~***~

                                                         ~***~

…and there’s way, way more but I don’t want this post getting really long. The whole thing can be read here: 

http://www.criticalblast.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_image_full_node/public/field/image/Batman%20Writers%20Bible.pdf

and I would absolutely recommend you do so. And please, make this a widely known thing in the fandom, so we can all collectively mourn its loss.

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The real reason no one messes with red hood

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they’re super ugly but she somehow thinks they’re still cool looking

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I'm using OpenAI to make Batman villain greentexts and they're so much better than I could have imagined

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Wait is this why the Red Hood webtoon is released today

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“Howdy,” said Jason, dropping from the ceiling. He gave the man in the top hat a little wave. “Can I have a minute?”

The Mad Hatter bolted for the exit so fast that Jason considered a white rabbit joke, then decided against it. The Wonderland bit was, in his opinion, overplayed. Instead, he hit the release switch on the nearest piece of equipment. 

A pile of netting fell out of the machine claw, directly onto Hatter as he attempted to flee. Tetch dropped immediately, hopelessly entangled in the mess of knots and unable to get up again. Jason sauntered over, not bothering to wait on backup; Tim would get there when he got there. 

He did, however, remove his helmet when he got within Tetch’s reach, just in case. He had a domino mask on underneath, same as always, so his identity wasn’t at stake. Jason reached his free hand through a gap in the nets and grabbed Tetch by the collar. 

“Hi,” he said. “Let’s chat.”

“About?” “About the twenty-three people that claim that they wore some form of headgear this week,” Tim interjected, from behind, “and then became trapped in their own brains. Sound familiar?”

“No.”

“I can give you a list of names, if that might spark your memory.”

“It won’t.” 

“Uh huh. The thing that really interests me,” said Tim, “are the four instances where non-victims— people that weren’t wearing the hats with your tech in them— say that they got dragged into the, I’m quoting, ‘mindscapes’ of the hatted folks regardless. How did you do that? How do you put one person in a different person’s brain?”

“I don’t.” 

“It would be pretty cool if you did,” said Jason. 

“Pretty evil,” said Tim.

“It can be both.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” said Hatter. 

“Whatever.” Jason released his grip on Tetch’s collar. He wasn’t learning anything new. 

“Wait!” said Tim, as Jason turned away, sliding his helmet back over his face.

Too late. Jason caught a half-second glimpse of something metallic stuck to his hood, and then the world spun, and the room went hazy. He blinked, and his vision cleared. He was standing in the same spot in the same room that felt, somehow, profoundly different. 

Jason reached a hand up to swipe away Hatter’s machine, but the place that he had seen the metal was empty now— just smooth helmet. Jason froze. 

Tim swore quietly from his place a few steps away. “Hood?” he asked. 

“I’m fine.”

“No, we’re not. Look around.”

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“Jason? Is there a reason you’re dragging that man?”

“He’s unconscious. Makes walking hard.”

love that jason is a pedantic lil shit in every universe

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does gotham even bother with announcing the weather ever. like. is there even a need for a weather channel

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Superman Crossdimensionally Approves of Dick Grayson

If you’re anything like the Dick Grayson I know, I trust you’ll figure it out.

(Convergence #6)

And what about Dick Grayson?

Yes? 

Is he a better man on your Earth than he is on mine?

No.

(Infinite Crisis #3)

In fact, of everyone I’ve met here, you’re the least changed from the version I knew. Always confident, always kind, always cool. Dick Grayson – the multiversal constant.

(Nightwing #4)

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Gotham!bruce and alfred transported to dc universe or transported to the future au and the jl and batfam meet the much younger ‘Alfred-i am a butler but will stab you through the hand with a knife-Pennyworth’ and ‘Bruce-I will set your lawn on fire and deck bitches in the face- wayne’

And then you have future Bruce and Alfred looking all sheepish and everything lmao

And it’s even funnier if bruce looks like those posh little kids you see in movies that attend those 60k a year private schools with the fancy uniform and shorts and whole shabang. Alfred with his 3 piece suits as he stands menacingly behind Bruce similar to like that one scene from Gotham where Bruce attends a board meeting

Someone in the JL is suffering and someone is having the time of their life. Not sure who is who, but both these things are happening

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jason, suffering from blood loss and getting stitched up by alfred in the cave's medbay: worth it 🙏

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Jason had broken the rules from the start.

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I love character development.