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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

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A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

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Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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feel free to rehog this post

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sorry for how i acted when i was being myself

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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And I was there wondering if he’d ever make a chocolate house…

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conservative christians are so annoying because they want to be persecuted for their religion desperately but they live in the most aggressively christian place on earth. so they'll be like "I can't believe you hate me for being christian" and you'll respond "no I don't care what your religion is, I was raised protestant just like everyone else around here, I hate you because you voted for a fascist who wants to kill everyone I love and start world war three" and they'll just keep on with "why do you hate me for being christian" "I literally don't, it's the fascism thing. I'm going to stop speaking with you." "you can try to punish me for my faith but I will never abandon the LORD." "good for you keep it up but could you stop voting for fascists while you do that." "this is just like when the romans fed us to lions."

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Making this a new post so I don't have to Contend with the NileRed coffee post when discussing it.

Behold, the Cooking Allignment Chart!!

If I knew how I'd add a third axis going from Bad Taste to Good Taste. NileRed is Bad Taste, Arin Hanson is right in the middle, and B. Dylan Hollis is Good Taste.

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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billboard chose VIOLENCE on a random monday

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billboard chose VIOLENCE on a random monday