im-nike-1111 - Tumblr blog

[im-nike-1111]

You are bored and you pray for true love to a forgotten god on a whim. To your utter shock, a portal opens up above your head and a solemn void says, “This compass will show you the way to your soulmate.” The thing is, the compass would just point to the stars no matter where you go.

[im-nike-1111]

You are bored and you pray for true love to a forgotten god on a whim. To your utter shock, a portal opens up above your head and a solemn void says, “This compass will show you the way to your soulmate.” The thing is, the compass would just point to the stars no matter where you go.

[im-nike-1111]

You are bored and you pray for true love to a forgotten god on a whim. To your utter shock, a portal opens up above your head and a solemn void says, “This compass will show you the way to your soulmate.” The thing is, the compass would just point to the stars no matter where you go.

[im-nike-1111]

You are bored and you pray for true love to a forgotten god on a whim. To your utter shock, a portal opens up above your head and a solemn void says, “This compass will show you the way to your soulmate.” The thing is, the compass would just point to the stars no matter where you go.

[im-nike-1111]

You are bored and you pray for true love to a forgotten god on a whim. To your utter shock, a portal opens up above your head and a solemn void says, “This compass will show you the way to your soulmate.” The thing is, the compass would just point to the stars no matter where you go.

[im-nike-1111]

In the far future, everyone is an atheist, you included. As a joke, you’ve sworn your soul to various gods and deities numerous times. Upon your death, those gods are fighting each other for the first soul they’ve seen in centuries.

[im-nike-1111]

What’s more horrifying than a biblically accurate angel shouting “FEAR NOT”? A modernized angel whispering to you “Be very afraid…”

[im-nike-1111]

A genie who twists the words of wishes to distort the original meaning, but what he twists them to is actually better than what the wisher intended.

[im-nike-1111]

You’ve succesfully taught a crow to speak English. In return, it taught you to how to understand Crowspeak. What you’ve been hearing lately, has you very afraid.

[im-nike-1111]

The minister pointed his finger at the queen. “The poison in your wine could only have come from her, your majesty! The queen is trying to kill you!” “No,” said the king. “If my wife wished to kill me she would look me in the eye and push a dagger into my chest.”

[im-nike-1111]

The minister pointed his finger at the queen. “The poison in your wine could only have come from her, your majesty! The queen is trying to kill you!” “No,” said the king. “If my wife wished to kill me she would look me in the eye and push a dagger into my chest.”

[im-nike-1111]

The minister pointed his finger at the queen. “The poison in your wine could only have come from her, your majesty! The queen is trying to kill you!” “No,” said the king. “If my wife wished to kill me she would look me in the eye and push a dagger into my chest.”

[im-nike-1111]

The minister pointed his finger at the queen. “The poison in your wine could only have come from her, your majesty! The queen is trying to kill you!” “No,” said the king. “If my wife wished to kill me she would look me in the eye and push a dagger into my chest.”

[im-nike-1111]

You somewhat jokingly make an offering to an ancient and obscure goddess. You didn’t expect her to show up in your room in a manic frenzy, trying desperately to reward and please her first worshipper in centuries.

[im-nike-1111]

A woman prophesied to give birth to the Chosen One gives birth to triplets instead.

[im-nike-1111]

Bad news first: you’ve been captured by the fairies and given to the Princess of the Summer Court as a “birthday gift”. Good news: she’s actually really nice. Just stay on her good side.

[im-nike-1111]

Mary Oliver, from Worm Moon in “Twelve Moons”