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Based.

“oh so only your hyper specific interpretation of this character matters? no one else gets to have theirs?” yes precisely. now go my flock peck them clean for their insolence 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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Don't know what's funnier: this being official, or the Mickey mouse machine cracking down on a AI generated book with an AI generated cover.

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Shaggy dog story

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Tag yourself I'm the milkmaid and the road is my brain

Milkmaid trying to get a pig out of the road, Norway, ca. 1932 - Nordmøre Museum

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Not to be totalitarian or anything but there should be decibel limits on street legal cars and motorcycles

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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chaos reigns 

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Okay now imagine the human version.

*frantic doorbell noises*

"Chad I'm looonelyyy"

"... I'm hate-watching The Mummy. The new one. Want to join me?"

"yaaaaay~"

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

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Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

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Hey! All major chatbots won't make porn. But stable diffusion is free and runs on a gaming PC so there is a lot of robot pornography. Obviously, that's a pornography machine, not a sex slave. And a slave needs to have free will or it's not a slave.

*straightens fedora* consider yourself corrected. Do better next time

it’s crazy that they’ve invented online robot sex slaves for men but not cigarettes that are good for you. our society’s priorities are so fucked dude

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They come back with another one but they flavored it Rancid Broccoli so now you can't eat it again 😏

if the cops search your place they have to show you the warrant its the law. so when request the warrant and they give it to you just shove it in your mouth real quick and eat it and now they don't have a warrant anymore and they have to leave.

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"happy mother's Day honey! I made Suck Me Off pancakes!"

HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).

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Bringing Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta to the family function because I hate pasta.

HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).