I'm Alex, I'm 22, and yo I probably need a hug ~~~ ((He/They)) I been here so long idk wtf to say anymore ~~~ Im just a weird dad.. .
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Man? Woman? I am literally just a
✨👾 Creature 👾✨
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Trans people should get at least $20 every time they get deadnamed or misgendered. This also should stack.
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When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house
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matthew lillard the equivalent of a scream queen but for the killers. like if i find out he's in a slasher film i already know he's gonna be doing the most cuntiest kills
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recently saw someone's "advice for your 30s" which included something like "never get on the floor without having an escape plan for getting back up" and um. if you are otherwise able bodied and having trouble getting up from the floor in your 30s. you are very unhealthy. yes, even, if not especially, for that age.
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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
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sorry can't talk rn i'm slow blinking with my cat
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not enough platonic cuddling in this world methinks
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ATTENTION ALL IT IS A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG MAN'S BIRTHDAY
Everyone say happy 17th birthday to Sydney 🥳
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