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the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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david schwimmer is a GIFT.

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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

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holy emo trinity

Panic! at the disco, Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance Hungary, Denmark and Ukraine from eurovision

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and that’s how you…

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Ireland: song against homophobia

Italy: song about making a political statement againt terror

Czech Republic:

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American people watching eurovision with Australia in it, and then seeing Israel win.

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Has this been done yet?

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Me at the beginning of infinity war: well I knew this would be depressing but shit

Me at the end: WTF THIS WASNT JUST DEPRESSING IT WAS FUCKING TRAUMATIZING

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*Spoilers*

Peter: *Introduces himself to Strange AND HIS CLOAK kindly, even though they ignore him*

Peter: *Saves Mantis’ life even though he was afraid of her at first*

Peter: *Apologises for not remembering Mantis & Drax’s name as he’s flying through debris to save them*

Peter: *Apologises to Tony with his last breath as he’s terrified and dying*

Baby you’re too innocent and sweet for all this. You deserve so much better.

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The Best Lines From Infinity War (SPOILERS)

“You really are the worst, brother.”

“We have a Hulk.”

“You will never be a god.”

“Tony, you lost another super bot.”

“Broke up? Like a band. Like the Beatles.”

“It means get lost Squidward!”

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard.”

“Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.”

“I should’ve stayed on the bus.”

“He’s not a dude. You’re a dude. He is a man.”

“Who are you kidding Quill? You are one sandwich away from fat.”

“Like Kevin Bacon.”

“Why does someone always have to die in this scenario.”

“Damn it.”

“I like to think of myself as a titan-killing long term booty call.”

“I know someone.”

“You can’t be friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, if there is no neighborhood.”

“You’ve ever seen this really old movie Aliens?”

“I never taught you how to lie that’s why you are so bad at it.”

“Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.””

“Thank you sweet rabbit.”

“I do not want to hear another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip.”

“I’ll do you one better why is Gamora?”

“What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”

“Get this man a shield!”

“I’m sorry little one.”

“Only if I die.”

“You guys are so screwed!”

“This is a friend of mine the tree.”

“I am Steve Rogers.”

“Why was she up there all this time?”

“She’s not alone.”

“I don’t want to go.”

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I don’t feel so good.

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