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The “We are the 99%” Tumblr blog became the slogan for the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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I was making myself food the other day wondering what dnp’s spice cabinet looks like and then had the horrifying realization that they’re Dan and Phil™️ (British men who can’t cook) and it’s very possible they don’t have a spice cabinet or even a shelf at all and instead there’s one lonely jar of paprika shoved in the back of the cupboard because they “don’t need it” since “that’s what sauces are for”
#to be fair it’s not like they’d ever use them and spices start to taste like dust if you don’t use them up anyway 😂#but if i didn’t have my full palette of spices when cooking i’d cry#btw. this is definitely a tangent. but if you think paprika doesn’t have a flavor and is just for color. the paprika you’re buying is shit#i’m not even talking about smoked paprika (which just makes things taste like barbecue chips to me SORRY)#morton and bassett makes good paprika although it sticks to itself a bit (because it’s not dry dust!)#i just break it up with a butter knife as needed
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You know when you’re like “I’m pretty sure my mental health is really fucked up right now but I’m dissociating hard enough I can’t really tell”
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actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar
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ouugh please do phil’s faces from the same viddy? PLS
okay here’s the matching post to this one of dan
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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
#some of you understood op’s pun correctly. others of you are accidentally admitting you make weak ass fucking tea#if your cup of tea is bigger than like six ounces a single teaspoon will basically just taste like water. but the joke is funny#to the people saying a teaspoon is for one cup and a tablespoon is to make it for the table. i hope you have the world’s tiniest teapot lmao
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Your Eyes are Vacant and Theres something Evil as Fuck About You
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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.
#i fear that generations of ‘oh no new technology bad and evil and making everyone lazy and mindless’#has created a real boy who cried wolf situation regarding ai#like yes we’ve been hearing that about everything for ages they said it about the printing press yada yada#but like. one of these things is not like the other. we’re already witnessing that in real time#real human brains 5ever love yourselves and also the planet ✌️
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“Phil said he doesn’t know any children but he has a niece??” The obvious answer is he already offered the Tetris set to her and her parents were like “absolutely not lmao”
#dan and phil#dan didn’t want it in his house either but at least the actual child doesn’t have a credit card to buy herself these things 😂
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I am nursing a hangover because my neighbors invited me over for a dinner last night that was actually a high school graduation party for their eldest daughter but what it actually actually was was 16 Hindu families getting drunk and having a dance party in the basement teaching me, the Lone Jew, how to do Indian dances and getting me Quite Drunk while the kids watched YouTube upstairs
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are you fucking kidding me
#dan and phil#things that make me go am i being pranked#was watching golf with friends while painting my nails when this came at me out of nowhere#now if you’ll excuse me i still have to apply my top coat 😂#typing this with the strangest hand positions right now in order to not smudge#i would have just made this a reply to my other post but apparently that’s not possible
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i have the distinct swagger of a childfree woman
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you know instead of white people guilting each other going “I don’t want to blog in an ethnostate” (a real thing I’ve really seen people say) or “omg we’re so white that’s dire” maybe they could actually unpack and address the problems that make Tumblr a difficult space for nonwhite bloggers.
also I don’t think any of us should be taking criticisms from Twitter users - any nonwhite person who’s on Twitter at this point is in bed with literal Nazis, and they don’t get to go “oh wow racist website” at someone while Grok is declaring itself Mecha-Hitler and they stay logged on - but that’s a completely different post.
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