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Your massive buddy insists on carrying all the bags for the weekend hiking.

He says he likes the cardio workout.

I'm certainly noticing my heart rate is increased too.

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Mega Muscle Vacation Resort: Spa Treatment

The vacation comes to an end and you decide to treat yourself to their Roman themed luxury spa.

Trust me you're in very large, uh - good hands.

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Mega Muscle Vacation Resort: Room Service

It's definitely worth it to spoil yourself a little and order the room service.

For a small additional fee, you can even have the delivery guy stay and eat with you!

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Mega Muscle Vacation Resort: The Evening Show

OK, let's be real. The "Beach wear fashion show" is just a thinly veiled excuse to have the guys show off as much skin as possible.

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Mega Muscle Vacation Resort: Dinner Service

Sure, there's a buffet at the resort...

But when these are the servers, who wouldn't choose the dining room?

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Mega Muscle Vacation Resort: The Poolside Lounge

OK... I may have had one or two beverages too many.

But when these are the guys delivering the drinks, you're tempted to order another. And another....

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He'd had a huge crush on you years ago, but was too self-conscious to do anything about it at the time.

He did overhear you say that you thought "Huge muscle dudes are hot!", and set out with a plan to catch your attention.

Here he is, second year of college come to show off how far he's come. He's pretty confident he'll catch your eye now.

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The Mega Muscle Vacation Resort: Reception

The prices for a week's accommodation at this exclusive resort, staffed entirely with massive hunks, were exorbitant. But the reviews from the guests said it's well worth the asking price.

If this is just the guy to check me into my room, I'm really looking forward to my time here!

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ATTENTION!

If you're going to order an XXL, double-strong Mass-acchino, be aware of the extreme effect it can have on your body!

The Cafe is not responsible for any destroyed clothing.

You are liable for any crushed furniture!

Thank you,

-Hyper-Cafe Management

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"Hey. I saw you watching me the whole time we were working out. I like a guy who can appreciate my muscle. Can I buy you a protein shake?"

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Alt versions of coffee shop barista

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This new RPG is amazing, the models are incredible!

I might even make it past the character creator some day...

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"Look, clearly the growth program is a huge success physically. You've gained over 100 lbs of lean mass this month. We just need to assess how you're doing mentally.

So tell me, how do you feel?"

"I feel... like I want more..."

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"Boldly Growing like no one has Grown before"

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So a guy that looks like this, approaches you and gives you a look like this at the bar...

Think you could keep your composure? Yeah, me neither

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No way! The captain of the bodybuilding team asked me to be his Valentine!!

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Have you seen the new golf caddy they hired at the golf course?

It's expensive as hell, but I go every weekend just to have him drive me around the course.