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“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

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Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk

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You can control white people by giving them cheese

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me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

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me alone in my bedroom at 3am on a tuesday

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ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

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“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

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Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

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I think, therefore

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Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

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When you ask for extra sauce

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i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

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*survives another year*

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