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When insults had class

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease”. “That depends, Sir,“ said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy.” - Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” -Clarence Darrow “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..” - Oscar Wilde “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” (George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill) “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second  …. if there is one.“  (Winston Churchill, in response.) “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” - Stephen Bishop “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” - John Bright “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” - Irvin S. Cobb “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” - Samuel Johnson “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” - Paul Keating “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” - Charles, Count Talleyrand “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” - Forrest Tucker “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” -Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” - Mae West “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” - Oscar Wilde “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” Andrew Lang (1844-1912) “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” - Billy Wilder “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” Groucho Marx

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There’s a phrase, “sitzfleisch”, which means just plain sitting on your ass and getting it done. Just showing up for work. My uncle Raphael was a painter, and he used to say, “If the muse is late for work, start without her”. You have to be there. You have to be there, and do it, and grind it out, even when it is grinding and you know you’re probably going to rewrite all this tomorrow.

Peter S. Beagle (via fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment)

“If the muse is late for work, start without her.”

(via atlinmerrick)

Damn.

(via scruffy-bear-boy)

Tru tru

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Prompts: Supervillain and Superhero

The villian is the olny damn bariasta that gets your order right at your local coffee shop and you are there hero nemesis…so you dont take them in and just thwart there plans all the time. All for the sake of coffee

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Day 2. Not even close

no depression december

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THIS LEVEL OF SEXY IS ILLEGAL

Ben Barnes in The Punisher (2017)

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My friend once said love is easy. Well, i don’t agree. If it was easy i would be with him. If it was easy i would be able to hug him whenever i wanted. If it was easy i would be able to kiss him all the time. If it was easy i would be looking at his eyes now, saying “i love you” and he would say it back .

T.D (via td-mylife)

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He told me he loved me but wouldn’t miss me if I disappeared from his life. That’s how I knew he didn’t love me at all. That’s how he set me free.

He never really knew what love is - Jess Amelia (via sleevesofgrass)

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Art For Me

I don’t think people realize why I cover myself in art so much. Once by pure luck I found that by making my skin look beautiful by being covered in art that I truly loved more than I love myself. Which kept me from hurting myself and has helped save my life, so yeah, Imma fucking draw on myself.

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Sometimes there's beauty in the tough words- it's all in how you read them.

Theodore Finch (All The Bright Places)

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How had I never thought of this!!!!!

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

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This is the wonderful

Remember the day when you were really feelin yourself? You took selfies or wore a cute af outfit and went out and felt confident as hell? Remember when you felt super fucking proud of yourself and actually knew in your heart how amazing you are?

Youre the same you as you were that day. The bad days will pass. Hang in there.

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"She was nothing more than A girl with no one to hold her hand With scars on her hips And a cigarette between her lips "

~Dwarfie the Queen

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Like fuck yeah that makes perfect since!

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

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Its said to know how many can relate to this and that I am among them

I wanna get drunk and forget all of this, if only for a moment.

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Driver's Ed: The Fun Moments

Teacher: if you ever need to give a person CPR do it to the best of 'Stayin Alive'

Teacher: *starts to sing 'Stayin Alive' and demonstrating chest compressions*

Classmate: seriously?

Teacher: yes in my CPR class earlier this year that was what our intructer told is to do

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*earlier that week*

Teacher: *talking about drink and driving and breathalyzers*

Teacher: NyQuil will cause you to fail to fail a breathalyzer

Teacher: have you guys ever tried NyQuil? That's some good stuff!

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Relization

The other day I realized something, I was listening to My Chemical Romance, thinking about a guy who was unknowingly killing me. I realized that if I continue to allow myself to be heartbroken over a boy who kept pushing me away and not wanting to be with me, then it would kill me. So I have come to the realization that while I am not much, just some dorky girl that wears to much black loves more music than most people has her fair share of scars smokes like a chimney and wants to many tattoos and perciengs, I can have better and fall in love with a boy or girl who loves me back. Or maybe not cause I don't love myself enough to deserve to have someone else love me... but I will not try let myself be heartbroken by him anymore... I refuse.

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So the a couple of months ago while trying on prom dresses with my best friends she happened to see my scars.... her first reaction was to hug me and then she told me that no matter what I could talk to her. It saved my life.