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are you guys still doing villainous imagines/scenarios? if not, i understand, real life responsibilities are important!

Not at the moment sorry

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y'all still alive?? :o

More or less. School and life getting in the way. 

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Ok but....blackhat actually being a loser who doesn't comprehend emotions

I already think it’s likely he doesn’t comprehend much beyond rage, pride, and spite as he is now. Why whoobie it up? Let’s enjoy his petty, petty ride.

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yall send us stuff

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How would everyone take care of their s/o how's seemingly extremely innocent and pure but when they turn into a child (by one of flugs(cursed) investigations they're the most evil little shit eve r

Dude I am sorry to disappoint but 1) this ask makes me a little uncomfortable to tackle and 2) I don’t know how to properly take care of a kid myself man sorry bruh.-Mod Black Hood.

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What would everyone's reaction be to a s/o who's a complete and total...d o r k. They're easily flustered and is smol but will fite™ they're a bean who is pretty much the they protec but they also attac meme

Not the “smol beans”...Black Hat would have a hard time taking his S/O seriously.  But he keeps them around because their constant getting-ruffled-up amuses him.  It makes him chuckle to see them try way too hard.  Flug would wonder how Black Hat would be in a relationship with someone of this personality, Demencia would be jealous and constantly trying to “fite” the s/o.  Leading to more amusement for BH. 505 would be sad because he wants to hug boss’s sweet heart but is also afraid of boss’s sweet heart?Dr. Flug would be...tired a lot.  And constantly worried about the S/O’s safety.  If they keep picking fights and getting worked up they’re bound to get in trouble, and the risks of that are even higher with even greater consequences working with villains. He wants to protect his S/O and keep them out of trouble, but his blood pressure would be sky high trying to do that. BH would be annoyed by Flug’s S/O’s constant shouting and chest-puffing.  Demencia would try to instigate conflict just to tease Flug’s S/O for fun and watch Flug scramble to take care of them and stop the fight. 505 Would find Flug’s S/O more approachable that BH’s, but he would still have a level of caution and confusion around the “angry smol bean.”Demencia would probably be right there with her S/O in a “fite” situation if she’s not teasing the S/O to try and get them more flustered and ruffled up.  Her new favorite passtime would be to tease them on purpose.  BH is constantly annoyed by the two running about and mucking about.  There is not enough headache medicine in the world to help him now. Dr. Flug is constantly on edge and scared.  (or moreso than usual) D and her S/O would be twin terrors. There’s not enough blood pressure medicine in the world to help HIM now. 505 would try to avoid them. He’s just a little scared.505 will not be done for this ask, as he’s more of a pet.-Mod Black Hood

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Imagine flung and his assistant being setup on a blind date (courtesy of Demencia) once black hat finds out he follows them and tries ruining Thier date with his powers for it to backfire and make the date MORE romantic and by the end of the date they officially become a couple much to black hats dismay (Demencia and 505 were TOTALLY watching from the side lines)

That sounds like a good setup for a fanfic and you should totally write that my dude. Is Black Hat jealous or something? *WONK* ; )Lol but seriously-Imagine Demencia and 505 trying actively to stop Black Hat’s attempts to ruin the date and make it more romantic, but while his powers might always thwart them, they STILL backfire on HIM and the date is double the romance-factor of what D and 5 were even trying to do.  Man that��d be a trip.Dude I’d date Flug for this if I wasn’t already in a relationship with mod Bagboy.- Mod Black hood

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Hey can you make HeadCanons for the gang™ having a friend/crush/s/o(which ever you wanna do) who's non binary but they were born as a female and they're really self conscious about it(I need validation I'm sorry)

!!!!!! Me too!??? Oh my gosh same??? We’re both FtNB!!!! Yay!?? You’re in good hands.OK SO BLACK HATHe’s some form of non-euclidean eldritch being.  His form and shape are subject to his own whim at any given time. He could probably care LESS about bits and pieces.  Just tell him how you wish to be called.  Hell, he’s probably had many different bits and pieces in his time or even through the progression of a day.  If you somehow get close enough to form any sort of romance or friendship with that,  he. Will not. Care.  Just tell him what you want to be called. Anyone who tries to hassle you over it- well...you just don’t hassle with Black Hat. He’d have no problem with calling you your true name and pronouns.  Deadnames/pronouns are of no concern as they are intrinsically useless in the frame of “now,” which is what he is primarily concerned with.DEMENCIAI think she might be confused at first, but once you explained it or gave a comparison she’d just be like “OH! Ok!” And go happily on her way still fawning over you as she always did.  She might have a few questions, but please know that she’s just curious and shows she cares about getting this stuff right with you.  And she still thinks you’re cute as hell.  She’d be accepting, and try her best to make sure YOU feel YOUR best.  TBH, she’d probably brag about having a cool S/O or friend.  “Well they’re too CUTE for the binary! So ha!”  She doesn’t mind it.  She just likes YOU.DR FLUGGiven that he, a scientist, knows far more about biology that the average T*RF shrieking about it over a keyboard,  he wouldn’t mind bits and such and would respect that this is something you cant really change about yourself and your own mind.  He’d just want to make sure you were happy.  [Side note, I am one of those weirdos who personally headcannon Dr. Flug as an ftm trans guy, so if that WERE the case he’d probably respect you and your identity even more. You’d have all the relateable “trans feelings”.]5.0.5Do you really think that bear cares what parts his friends are made with?  He loves everybody! Bear hugs all around! You don’t need a gender to get a bear hug!!!

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“Don’t torture yourself, Flug...that’s my job.” -Black Hat at some point, probably.

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Imagine Demencia still being really into My Little Pony.  Like she has her own Pony-sona and everything. She even draws the others as ponies frequently. 

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Imagine 5.0.5 helping Demencia dye her hair every time the green and red start to fade.

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Spoons

Black Hat: On the rare occassion of a cuddle (YUCK BLEGH) he is a big spoon. He trusts NO ONE with his back. Flug: Little spoon all the way. He likes to feel protected.

Demencia: Big spoon.  You’re her new favorite teddy bear.

5.0.5: Will cuddle anyone either way.

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Can you imagine the mains as older siblings?

Can you elaborate? main mods or main characters or what are we talking about?

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Imagine flung having a HUGE crush on his lab assistant (reader) and it's obvious to everyone except the reader

Sounds gay I’m in -Mod Black HoodBut seriously...that would be pretty cute. Given Flug’s mannerisms, I wouldn’t find it hard to believe that the assistant would have a hard time picking up on it.  Flug is more shy and reserved. If he had “feelings” for a person, he’d probably be trying his damnedest to conceal it, out of fear. That, of course, in turn, would be betrayed by his constant sweating and shaking. Then again, the lab assistant would easily misconstrue that as his normal skittish behavior.  And any blush (assuming that Flug has an actual face) would be concealed by his paper bag.  Demencia would no doubt be the FIRST person to pick up on it-she’s known him long enough, AND she’s a hopeless romantic.  She would tease him endlessly, threatening to tell the assistant before him- just to see him squirm.  All in good fun, of course.  And she would try to play matchmaker. Badly. The assistant might notice her efforts well before they’d notice Flug’s feelings and ticks.5.0.5 would catch on once Demencia pointed it out, and of course he’d be gushing over it.  He’d fawn over the two- provided he was absolutely sure that the assistant was a good match for his bestest buddy.Black Hat would be the last (with the exception of the assistant themself) to figure it out, and he’d be disgusted.  Love schmove. He can’t have his lead scientist and assistant distracted with smoochin’ and cuddlin’.  They’re supposed to focus on WORKING. For HIM. He’d do his best to thwart any efforts on Demencia, 5.0.5, or FLug’s part.

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Imagine Black Hat adopting a sphynx cat for the sole reason that they always look like they’re plotting something.

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Further thoughts, again from mod Black Hood-

My other headcannon for a Black Hat date would be the complete opposite end of the spectrum. He's super cheap with garbage taste and takes you to an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet...where he proceeds to eat all he can...the buffet, the grill, the employees- all he can eat. Then you two get to a seedy movie theatre for a late night screening of the latest horror flick, only so that BH can sneak around the aisles in the shadows and scare the bajeebus out of every patron at just the right points in the movie. When he gets bored of that, he is content to sit down with his arm around you as he laughs his arse off at the rest of the film. It's his new favorite comedy. If you made it through to the end of the night, congrats. You earned yourself a second date. You just won't know when it's coming. >:) With that, he leaves you on your front porch with a peck on the forhead goodnight as he laughs off into the night. Good time, huh?

Imagine reader going out on a date with the villains

Ooh this is an interesting one. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m not writing a date with 505. I’m not sure he can go on dates…Mod Black Hood answering-Black hatBH doesn’t seem like the kind who “dates” to me, but perhaps with the right kind of push n shove with the right person, you can goad him into showing off by taking you on a date.  You know. Stroke his ego. Make the idea of showing his lovely partner off to everybody on a fine(read: expensive) night on the town appealing. Once you’re out, (and you will be out in some high-class get-up- he can’t be dragging around a ragamuffin) prepare to be wined and dined. Thoroughly.  He picks some big fancy-pants restaurant with a view and a menu you can’t even hope to read (don’t worry, he ordered for you). Also, I hope you know how to ballroom dance. Tonight is really about showing you off.FlugFlug would be a bit more genuine with his date. (I mean hell- him? A date? he must be dreaming.) He’d drive himself crazy falling all over himself trying to show you a good time.  If it’s a first date- he’ll probably be a  huge nerd and bring you flowers or something. He also strikes me as the kind of guy who’d go to museums for a date. He’d be there, excitedly pointing out all the good exhibits to you and explaining the ins and outs, and listening eagerly when you stepped in with something YOU were more familiar with.  If you two go out to eat together, he’ll probably let you choose the place. Hold his hand at any point in the date- (of course, ask permission first.  Going for it right away would probably startle this anxious boy or make him uncomfortable) he’ll turn to mush.  

DemenciaIt’s going to be an eventful day at the festival. You’ll either be tugged along all over the fair grounds until your arm pops, or you won’t be able to find her half the time.  You try to win her a prize at one of the games…and fail. But don’t worry- that just makes HER more determined to succeed.  She ends up winning every game, through skill or through cheating, and you end up with your arms full of her prizes.  Hope you can carry all that.  Oh- and the food.  She seems like she’d eat a lot- especially sweets.  Make sure you have a good food budget if you’re taking her out. Oh? And how could I forget- this festival has live music.  If she’s not up playing with the band, she’s crowdsurfing or moshing up front. When the day’s done, you won’t know HOW in the world she maintains that much energy.  But, still, you both had a good time. She may give you a sweet little kiss on the cheek at the end of the day. She’s a handful, but she’s still the girl of your dreams.

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The plane crashed into the side of the mansion is making more and more sense...

FLUG'S FULL NAME MEANING CONFIRMED

I was playing around with Google Translate today after remembering that ‘Flug’ meant ‘flight’ in German.

Well, Black Hat’s ask blog revealed that Flug’s last name was Slys, so I typed THAT in.

It translated from Icelandic to the word ‘accident’.

Flug’s full name means flight accident.