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cat: *purposefully climbs up my leg*

cat: *stands tall and proud on my lap*

cat: *stares steadily into middle distance*

me: would you like to sit or you know, lie down

cat: no i'm good

me: may i hug you

cat: do not hug me

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person:why are you sad?

me:i don't know

person:no reason?

me:oh no there are plenty of reasons,i'm just not sure which one it is this time

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did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all send them to each other for reasons that are 100% not professional

like, if you have naked selfies on your phone, even if you have never sent them to anyone or moved them anywhere, these fucking mouthbreathers could be downloading them and sending them to all their friends

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Do you think there's a chance that Marvel might actually give Steve a boyfriend?

marvel would make steve a nazi before making him gay

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veep + dril tweets - part 1 of 2

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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

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I am the Commander. No one fights for me. 

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100% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood from the cartoon Robin Hood, but most do not actually want to have sex with a fox or a man dressed as one

Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading by Mallory Ortberg (via mostlypoptarts)

please read the entire article, it’s hilarious

(via valammar)

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*Jake Peralta voice* SMORT

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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IF YALL DONT CRUCIFY JOHNNY DEPP THE WAY YALL CRUCIFIED CHRIS BROWN THEN YALL AINT SHIT😑

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Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”