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Meghan: *wondering how to do this whole 'Queen' thing* Can you multitask? Glitch: *wondering how soon he can retire* Yes, I'm actually losing my shit and relaxing at the same time.

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Puck: *sticks his head into Ash’s bedroom*

Puck: Yo, I’m going to rock bottom. You need anything?

Ash: How in the HELL did you get in here?

Puck: I’ll take that as a ‘no’.

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*banging pots and pans*

Hold on to your noses and lock up your horses, His Highness is back in town!

sup bitches, miss me yet?

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Ash: What the hell is wrong with you?! Rowan: You mean today or like, in general?

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If I ever opened up to you, I was joking.

Puck (Robin Goodfellow)

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Thoughts That Keep Me Up At Night

(even after 12 years...)

When the message 'SCOTT WALDRON PEEKS AT GUYS IN THE SHOWER ROOM, ROFL' popped up on the computers in The Iron King, was it true since fey can't lie? Or does it not count as a lie on a technicality because it was typed and not spoken?

Is the Duke of Frostfell that Leanansidhe mentions the father of one of the Winter Princes?

Given Tertius's name, were his brothers (Sage's and Rowan's clones) named Primus and Secundus respectively?

If the mirrors at the End of the World show the mirror opposite of Ash, Ariella, and Puck, (and Grimalkin, sort of...) what would that make Rowan's or Mab's mirror opposites?

Was Ferrum actually a human who got stuck in the Nevernever and rather than going completely insane just slowly deteriorated over time until he fully believed he was a Fey King who rightfully deserved to rule? (This last one has fueled more headcanons and theories than I like to admit......)

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Glitch: Why do you keep looking at me like that, Goodfellow? Puck: I'm just wondering how much rice I have to stick you in to drain that shitty personality out of your hardware.

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I'm such a hottie. It's a shame I'm insane. And homicidal.

Probably Rowan

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Puck: Okay, but hear me out—what if I simply don’t give a fuck?

Ash: Wouldn’t be the first time.

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Ash: Are you okay?

Puck: Absolutely not. But I’m funny.

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Puck: Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment? Glitch: Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell.

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Puck: Hearing 'don't start' gives me a thrill. Puck: Makes me wanna start.

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Sometime during the Iron Knight...

Puck: It is in trying times such as these that one must ask oneself - What would Scooby-doo? Ash: ...As soon as we get to the End of the World, I'm pushing you off the edge of it.

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Rowan: I'm just really chill, honestly. You could say I'm a whole vibe. Puck: Yeah, a negative one. Get the sage. Sage: ~looks around in bewilderment~

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I like my water the way I like my emotions... Bottled.

-Puck

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Rowan: How do you sleep at night knowing that you’re just a pale imitation of my younger brother?

Tertius: With the fan on.

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Meghan: Wow, Rob, you're so determined! Puck/Robbie: Thanks, I do everything out of spite.