Just a blog about Jason Statham doing things. I couldn't find a blog like this, so here is my own. Feel free to send requests or your own Imagine scenario and I'll post it or try to write a little story for ya if you like.
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Imagine Jason Statham running one of those sample stands at Costco. He's handing out taquitos and has strapped a small novelty sombrero on his head.
#imagine jason statham#jason statham#that would be the best costco experience#long time no see haha#i miss doing this
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Imagine Jason Statham drawing cute faces on shark posters.
#jason statham#did i just watch the meg?#yes#yes i did#it was very good#i feel kinda bad for the shark though
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Imagine Jason Statham in a Staples picking up the phones from the display shelf and pretending to make important calls on multiple phones.
#i did this when i was little#the phone section in staples was my favorite thing#i felt so official and grown up!#i had fun#jason statham#i hope he has as much fun as i did
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Imagine Jason Statham breaking into your house to move everything one inch to the left.
#diabolocal#i have no idea how to spell that#evil genius#dastardly plans#why cant i just go to sleep at a normal time instead of writing these#pranks#jason statham
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Imagine Jason Statham flopping face first onto a giant bean bag and slowly sinking so far into it that he can no longer be seen.
#he has become one with the chair#he is in his new home now#we must let him go#let hime live this new life
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Imagine Jason Statham breaking in to your house at night to prune your plants.
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Imagine coming down to your kitchen at 1 am and Jason Statham is there, handing you a fresh plate of spaghetti. He pats your head lovingly, then leaves through the kitchen window.
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Imagine Jason Statham running around your house gluing googly eyes to everything.
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Imagine Jason Statham sitting in the corner of the kids area at the local library, in a chair much to small for him, enjoying the literary stylings of Dr. Seuss.
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Imagine hearing a noise while eating outside that doesn't go away and steadily gets louder until you realize it's Jason Statham running while screaming. As he runs past you he grabs your sandwich and you hear his scream fade down the street.
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Imagine Jason Statham coming up to you to untie and retie your shoe saying, "Look, I've finally learned how!" And then walking away without saying anything else.
#he must be so proud#id like to congradulate him#but if he walks away so fast#how will he know that im proud of him?#maybe he just knows
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Imagine Jason Statham passing you in an RV on the highway and honking the horn. But when he honks the horn it plays the Imperial March.
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Imagine Jason Statham getting stuck in one of those beds you pull out of the wall.
#is that a trundle bed?#idk#but theyre kinda cool#lmao im back#i havent done anything on here in so long#im sorry about that
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Imagine Jason Statham dancing in a giraffe onesie.
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Imagine Jason Statham angrily telling you facts about space.
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Imagine Jason Statham doing an impression of Elvis. Costume, hair, guitar, going all-out on dance moves.
#and competing for space with all the other Elvis impersonators#theyd all be singing and trying to shove each other out of the way#he'd roundhouse kick some of them
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