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This video is about 8 minutes because 18 is a lot to get through
My last one was too long and was just me freaking out over Rogal so. I am too brain rotted by fanfiction I should do this again after a year when I've learned more about them all my opinions will probably change
I will happily have my mind changed and debate this!!!!
Edit: People are sharing this without tags or opinions I cannot be the only freak on main PLEASE
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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…
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Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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Since I can't afford the rest of the game after the demo I'll watch the rest because I just watched through Space Marine 1 I have context now for what happened to Titus
And to be insanely real playing the demo and suddenly seeing this TREE TRUNK of a man sparked my interest more than anything else did cuz GOOD LORD LOOK AT THAT MAN
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it’s so important to me I show you my birthday cake this year

the bakery forgot the s on shrimps so we added it on with a bit of apple
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I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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My mom accidentally joined a grieving support group (long story, she's not grieving tho) and she's missing it this week while visiting me and she's VERY concerned that Lorraine, who very kindly offered to bring a baked good like mom usually would, will NOT bring the correct kind of dessert, she says citrus tarts aren't "griefy" enough
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LEMAN RUSS NSFW ALPHABET
Tags: @incrediblethirst, @iluminatka16, @druidwolf21 , @imagineherbrightskies
A = Aftercare
At first, he’s terrible at it, growls, huffs, rolls over. But once you teach him, he’s shockingly doting. Wraps you up in thick furs, presses you to his chest, licks your neck lazily like he’s still claiming you, even after.
B = Body Part
Your neck. There’s something about the curve of your throat, how it arches when you moan, that drives him mad. He’ll mouth at it until your voice breaks.
C = Cum
Heavy, thick, and hot. When he finishes inside, you feel it, like a scalding brand of ownership. He loves watching it drip out, spreading your legs to see the mess he made.
D = Dirty Secret
He’s buried old furs and leathers that smell like you in his chambers. When you’re gone too long, he grinds his cock against them while biting down on a rag to muffle his snarls. If you found the stash, he’d go deadly silent, but wouldn’t stop you if you watched.
E = Experience
Plenty, mostly learned the hard way, through instinct and need. He doesn't know finesse at first, but he knows how to fuck. And he learns quickly what makes you writhe. Every growl, every grunt is a lesson retained.
F = Favorite Position
Any position where he’s behind you, on top of you. Bent over furs, pinned under his weight, taken from behind while he growls in your ear and pounds you into the bed. Bonus if your face is in his pelt and you’re gripping it for dear life.
G = Goofy
Yes. Surprisingly yes. He might snort if you make a joke, or nibble you in weird places just to hear you squeal. He’ll tease with that rough tongue of his, say “You’re a funny little thing, aren’t you?” then slam into you with a laugh.
H = Hair
Untamed and glorious. His body is coated in thick, coarse hair, especially his chest, arms, and thighs. His groin is sursprisingly tame, he trims and you swear he must have a comb for it. He smells like pine, blood, and snow-drenched fur. If you run your hands through his hair during sex, he’ll growl and rut deeper.
I = Intimacy
Rough and wordless, but deeply sincere. He doesn’t know how to say “I love you,” but you’ll feel it in the way he curls around you in bed, the way he touches your face with calloused fingers, and the way he chokes out your name as he finishes.
J = Jack Off
Rare. Russ is not patient. He’ll seek you out the moment his balls ache. But if he must, it’s fast, rough, and done with a growl of your name against his hand. He usually comes hard and then punches a wall from frustration.
K = Kink
Biting/Marking. Full wolf behavior—he bites you so everyone knows.
Breeding kink
Scent kink: He buries his nose in your hair, your thighs, your clothes. He can smell your arousal and will chase it like prey.
L = Location
Caves, snowbanks, hot springs, tents filled with furs. Anywhere wild and private. He loves fucking you under the stars, or deep in Fenrisian wilderness, where the only witnesses are beasts and snow.
M = Motivation
Your scent. The little noises you make. The way you look when you beg. If you ever crawl into his lap, teasing him, he’ll have you bent over a table within seconds.
N = No
Anything cold or sterile. Chains, restraints, drugs, or med-bay kink? Absolutely not. He mates by instinct, not by science. And he’ll snarl if anyone else touches you, even as a joke.
O = Oral
Receiving. He loves it. Growls, fists your hair, and thrusts gently against your tongue. May get too intense if you don’t hold him back. His cock is too big to take fully, but he loves watching you try.
P = Pace
Rough. Wild. Sometimes too fast. But he knows when to slow down, especially when you’re whining for it soft. His version of “gentle” is still enough to bruise.
Q = Quickie
Constant. He’ll bend you over a tree, pin you against a wall, drag you behind a tent. If he gets hard, and you’re alone, he’s going to take you. His favorite is pulling you onto his cock mid-hunt.
R = Risk
High. He’ll fuck you anywhere if he thinks no one’s watching. He has zero shame. He’ll try new things, especially if it makes you scream louder.
S = Stamina
Insane. You're not walking afterward. Can go five, six, even ten rounds if you taunt him. He doesn’t stop until you’re limp and leaking and broken in all the best ways.
T = Toys
None. His hands. His teeth. His cock. That’s it. If you ask for toys, he’ll try, but you’ll have to teach him. And he’ll grumble the whole time until he sees you moan, then he gets competitive.
U = Unfair
He’s not a traditional tease, but he loves watching you suffer on the edge. He’ll hold you down, lick between your legs without letting you cum, just so he can growl “Beg louder” in your ear.
V = Volume
Loud. Growls, snarls, panting, howling when he finishes. He doesn’t care who hears. You’ll know he’s close when the snarls soften into whimpers. He’s not ashamed of the sounds. They’re just as honest as his fists.
W = Wild Card
He tries to “court” you like an old Fenrisian legend. Leaves fresh kills outside your door. Crafts rough necklaces from bones. Challenges rivals by staring them down while touching your back. You don’t need to accept, but once you do, he will never leave your side again.
X = X-Ray
Enormous. Thick, hot, curved slightly upward. The base is almost too wide, more knot than cock. When he’s hard, the veins bulge like ridges, and precum drips freely from the slit. Your body has to adjust every time.
Y = Yearning
High. If you’re not in his bed, he misses you. He’ll rut into his palm thinking of your voice, your smell. When you’re gone too long, he gets moody, pacing like a caged wolf.
Z = Zzz
Falls asleep on top of you, his head on your chest or your back against his belly. He snores. Loudly. If you try to move, he growls and drags you closer. You don’t escape the den until morning.
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HAHA I was telling my non warhammer friend abt the blood angels and was making fun of a silly name one of them had and they said "could be worse, one of them could be named sanguinius!" STARTED HOWLING
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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