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what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
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I'm sorry that happened. Is there anything I could do for you?
If you have crutches you could bring, that would be lovely.
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Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no
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Injury? Did you hurt yourself?
Yeah. Basketball game last weekend I was tripped and hurt my knee, then I landed on it ice skating. It started really acting up this weekend though. I'm in a brace and I think I need crutches.
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Wow I can't believe it's been almost a year since I came out what the hell
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"Don't assume what's in my pants."
No, please do.聽
Please assume that there鈥檚 nothing out of the ordinary in my pants, my genitalia is not worth a second thought.聽
If you just assume that what鈥檚 between my legs is the same as the next guy, then I鈥檓 assuming you won鈥檛 be compelled to ask. Your curiosity will be satisfied, simply by thinking there鈥檚 nothing to be curious about.聽
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decent uwu how bout you?
((awh honey dun be nervous *hugs u if you want hugs*))
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what happened to teen kirk? i haven't seen her in awhile
well, I just got back to my blog, so im not sure. we've been in contact, though.
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im kinda nervous because new people. momma i dont wanna go to my first day back to imagine crew
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i think ill bring this blog back maybe
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