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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

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its incredibly funny to me that the rest of the internet thinks tumblr is some sort of internet deadzone but every reference they make can be traced back to this website somehow. they dont think they’re quoting a tumblr post from 2011 but they are. they think they came up with goncharov but don’t know it started with a fucking shoe

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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alternative white boy with a japanese name how you vex me. your puritan ancestors were walking around named shit like kill-sin and posthumus and onesiphorus and dust. you could have named yourself hate-evil. there's record of a person named persecution by trial in 1619 i mean you look at these records they were having a blast. and you could have been the one to bring these names out of the shadows of obscurity but you didnt want it did you daisuke

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neowiganism. pey wet revival

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obligatory post today

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oh actually I guess the really bad thunderstorm and tent flooding we had wasn't great. and also getting chased through dense woods and getting injured. but all off it was thrilling 👍

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back from larp and had the fuckin best time ever. the guild we went to is pretty small and everyone was so so nice and incredible at acting. and the battles were SO fun regardless of me being pretty weak in terms of damage. actually so so so excited for the next game

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phenomenon ive only ever seen on tumblr that i think we should start killing people over actually

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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny

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you don't get it man... this'll be the big budget consumer friendly comedy drama prestige television show that finally wakes people up to the horrors of capitalism

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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea