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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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(rolls over to face you) was it as funny for you as it was for me

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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.

FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh

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imma make a recipe for orphan tears

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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!

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There’s evidence that Palestinians in the mass graves (including babies, children, people in medical scrubs) were buried alive.

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look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

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thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this

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illustration by Korean artist SilllDa

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what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

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ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.

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the FCC restoring net neutrality as if anyone had noticed the difference just to keep FISA out of internet-related headlines I see you you fucking villains