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professor: ur research paper is due tomorrow
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pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer
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when I'm on the phone with my mom:
me: ok
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me: bye
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court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards
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when your legs dont work like they used to before

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