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me: hey [brother] do you think insanely ugly people have pictures of themselves they think they look good in?

bro: well do you have pictures of yourself you like

me: well yeah

bro: well there’s your answer

me:

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i don’t understand why parents are so triggered about the fbi “watching people through their camera.” like what are they going to find? me watching netflix and eating all day? how does spying on just normal people at home help with anything

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My story ish- It’s your 21st birthday. The only recognition you receive are some texts from the few friends you have left from high school. At the end of senior year it was an averagely large group of people. Slowly, everyone’s necklaces started to heat up. Each friend, a different instance. Your one friend Alyssa found her soul made during graduation. After everyone threw their caps in the air, someone’s brother accidentally ran into her. A small sizzle, only she could hear, burned a tiny scar on her neck. Slowly she looked up into the golden eyes of her soulmate. That began the domino effect of losing friends. Every year someone else got a tiny scar on their neck were the silent sizzle burned a mark. When they found their significant other, they started to drift away from the group. Now you’re left with your oldest friends you’ve had since elementary school. You look down at your neck, your necklace cold as ice, per usual. A notification pops up on your phone. Probably just another happy birthday from a fake friend. Flipping over the phone, you get up to start your day. After an hour you finally check the list of notifications that scroll down your page. One stood out. Tyler. Your internet best friend since the 8th grade. It’s been a while since you last talked. Excitedly you open his text. Expecting a basic happy birthday text, your face changes. He’s in your city. A surprise birthday visit. You jump and scream with joy. Through all of your excitement, you don’t notice the little amount your necklace heated up. You immediately plan to meet at your favorite cafe after work. The end of the day comes and you can barely hold down your energy. Racing out of the office, you run towards the cafe. There are many couples sitting down, and it immediately hurts your mood. It’s 5pm so the place is busy. Constant flow of people pushing you around. This time you notice, a small jolt of heat warms up the odd shape hanging around your neck. At first you don’t know what it meant, then it dawned on you. Tyler appears in your vision and the necklace’s temperature keeps going up. You race towards him. The second you hug, you a small sizzle burns a mark on your chest. You peer into his eyes, then focus your attention on his necklace. There isn’t a chain around his neck. Tyler notices your puzzled look, then realizes why. “I was never born with one. I guess I’m meant to be alone forever.” But, how? And why did yours burn. Then it turned to ice, yet again. You try to brush off the thought. The only way it can burn you is if you touch them. It was pretty busy on the sidewalk where you met, but you can’t remember touching anyone at the same time as your hug. As you reach for your wallet to check the amount of cash, it’s gone. The empty space in your purse glares at you. This isn’t good. Luckily, you put a tracker in it. Tyler helps you run around town looking for it. As you follow the small dot on the map on your phone, the necklace heats up every step closer. Could the thief really be your soulmate? Finally you point to someone and Tyler punches the guy to the ground. You wail out in terror, and confusion struck his face. Both of them. You walk over and touch the man on the ground. Dead silent, a small sizzle was heard through his shirt.

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—New haircut? —I noticed you copied my beard.

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Parents need to know that just because their kids are their own blood, doesn’t mean they share the same beliefs and opinions as them.

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Imagine that lucky person who was born on 4/20/1969

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Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish.

I can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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The worst part about being awake at 4am is that everyone is asleep and there’s no one to talk to.

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So I just kill myself???

“Kill the part of you that believes it can’t survive without someone else.”

— Sade Andria Zabala