Astrid || 22 || Photographer || Mother to Stuart's child || Speak to me. (RP blog)
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Astrid glanced down at her own cup, brows knitted. "Vell it zooks zike tea, ja?"
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"—That is most definitely not tea."
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I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
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This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.
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Shortlist: You’ve admitted you’re not fond of the name Arctic Monkeys. What would you change it to?
Nick O’Malley: Fire Pony.
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Mutuals! I reminder that I will happily give you my:
snapchat
imessage
skype
phone number
facebook
just drop me a message
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dude if you’re 5’8” you’re technically 4’20”
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Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
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ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR
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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
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boys are very cute but they are evil
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