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i wish real life had savestates

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no offense but the solution to not verbally abusing children is not simply never disciplining them AT ALL and claiming so implies abuse is discipline which is not true. i'm a child abuse victim and i've worked in childcare where I disciplined children without screaming at them or hurting them in any way and it's actually quite easy to do. you just have to know what the child wants and understands. a child with NO discipline is going to have a lot of problems in social situations later in life, especially personal relationships. why is this so controversial?

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english people know what stonehenge was for. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country

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always thinking about this image

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i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that

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trap horses are scary as hell btw like i saw a skeleton horse underwater and went. oh shit skeleton horse. and then i moved towards it and it GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. AND A FUCKING SKELETON JOCKEY WITH ENCHANTED ARMOR APPEARED ON TOP OF IT. AND THREE OTHER IDENTICAL FUCKING SKELETON HORSERIDERS EXPLODED OUT OF IT. all underwater. caught me completely off guard like what the absolute fuck. had no clue that was a thing

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ᥴᥲᥒ ᥕᥱ tᥲᥣk ᥲb᥆ᥙt ꧑ᥲᥒ᥉ᥴᥲρᥱd™ ᥲd᥎ᥱrtι᥉ιᥒg bᥙdgᥱt ?

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Hello, Kevin. You are a pro-lifer who constantly pickets Planned Parenthood Clinics and slutshames women who find themselves dealing with an unplanned pregnancy. You claim that a fetus has as much a right to live as you do, because they have a heartbeat, a brain function, and can feel pain.

Inside you, I have placed twenty tapeworms. They also have heartbeats, functioning brains, and can feel pain. Your penis is also trapped inside a box with a stone cutter blade inside. In front of you, I have placed a bottle of anti-parasitic medication.

If you take the medication and kill these creatures who have as much a right to life as you claim a fetus does; the sawblade will sever your penis from your body, ensuring that you never contribute to an unplanned pregnancy.

If you don’t take the medication because you believe the creatures have a right to life; the creatures will eventually eat their way through you and kill you in the process.

Choose Wisely.

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at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

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i think we should be allowed to tell people on tiktok to kill themselves

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