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HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

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Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

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I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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A magpie on my sleeve.

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I was asked to officiate the wedding of my very dear friends and while that was like the highest honor imaginable a close second was being asked to host an informative nature walk for all of the out of town guests the morning before the ceremony to give them a taste of the local ecology.

Not to brag but I picked the best spot and we got to hear an absolute orchestra of alligator bellowing in addition to witnessing this big guy

Highlight of the morning was probably our Sandhill crane courtship dance impersonation contest, which was fiercely competitive and even drew a small crowd of unrelated spectators. Our winner absolutely became a Sandhill crane for 30 seconds and his vigorous leaping and flapping won him a brand new pair of binoculars as a trophy.

I also made these custom stickers to hand out as prizes for trivia questions and spotting challenges during the walk, and everyone wore them around the reception with great pride.

I love sharing the ecology of my home with others and this was such a fun way to do it! I had a very joyful weekend and I may have even converted a few new birders 😏

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Wait I don’t think I ever showed any of you guys the results of the chicken photo shoot

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a little artist :)

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Welp we're officially at 150 reviews for The Beekeeper's Picnic on Steam, and so as promised I have officially paid the developer fees (that's $100 I will never recoup) to begin the process of submitting the MYCROFT HOLMES SIMULATOR for free release on Steam!

(I say 'begin the process' because it's going to take me a while to jump through all the required hoops, watch this space for an actual release date I guess. But If you can't wait, it's already available on Itch.io!)

FEATURES OF MYCROFT HOLMES SIMULATOR 1895:

EXPLORE the famous Diogenes Club

WALK at a very leisurely pace!

BE QUIET and refuse to talk to a wide range of delightful characters!

OBSERVE things, without having to act on them!

MYSTERIES! There aren't any!

* It's not set in 1895.

To be clear this is a game in the loosest definition of the term. It's kind of an... experience. And it'll take you 15 minutes if you're very very slow about it, which of course Mycroft would approve of.

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A monument to lab mice

Built in park near the Institute of Cytology and Genetics in Novosibirsk, Russia.

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Okay, maybe that guy was a bit fishy. We need the right detective for this case.

Dedicating this to all the Columbo comments under three fish in a trench coat, he's a catfish now.

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Bearlock Holmes from the North American Bear Co. "Very Important Bears (V.I.B.) collection, 1979

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joy and whimsy forevers

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”autistic people don’t do [ extremely common higher support need , higher level autistic trait / symptom ] , that just stereotype”

you need include us too : you need include childish autistic person , you need include nonverbal autistic person , you need include autistic person who drool , you need include autistic people with intellectual disability , you need include autistic person with loud messy public meltdowns .

can not hide behind “it just stereotype” because that not true . there are many people very disabled by autism , you need remember us and include us .

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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fuckkk yes home depot please sell me big red button I want big red button so bad