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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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Crown prince, scrap god, calamity

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you can actually still find porn on tumblr as long as ur at work or in public or with your family or trying to find something else or when youre trying to make a post or search your archive or check a tag or your dms or your followers or

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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mom i can't go to school today, it's everytime we touch day

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First time drawing and might continue... He is just such an adorable jester ! ── Game: The freak circus Game Author: @nekoboydreams

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harriet-marie bennette, new vtm gal

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Not my vid

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giving xp some purpose

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after all those years memorizing social scripts to avoid raising eyebrows...the sheer RELIEF of being able to log onto hellsite.com and type shit like "i want to chew through your sternum, platonically" and have strangers just nod like yeah same 👍

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i'm still thinking about that cowboy fic that used the stoplight system because one of the cowboys had a prophetic dream about modern traffic control systems...and while i find this hilarious i think it would be even better to try and reverse engineer stoplight colors for kink, but for completely context-appropriate reasons.

like a caveman au

"when grug think color green...grug see big field of grass. and grug like to run in grass. grug goes! grug goes far.

when grug think yellow...grug see yellow grass. grug know that cold time is soon. grug slow down. grug prepare.

when grug think red...fire. big fire. red and burn. grug get hurt! grug stop. grug done."

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everybody wish snoopy a happy birthday!!!!

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Listening to a podcast

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