imbobthetomato

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"I'm gonna be honest. I focus so much on the show that I miss details in my own life."

"you were supposed to be watching the door." (from bob)

"What door?" Nezzer asked, looking up from his plate of cheese and crackers. "What are you talking about, watching the door? This is the first time I've seen you all day."

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Bob's earlier tension seems to melt to a new sincerity as his slender tomato frame hops up on a share. "Sure thing, pal. What's on your mind?"

"you were supposed to be watching the door." (from bob)

"What door?" Nezzer asked, looking up from his plate of cheese and crackers. "What are you talking about, watching the door? This is the first time I've seen you all day."

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"Do ya....need a day off?"

"you were supposed to be watching the door." (from bob)

"What door?" Nezzer asked, looking up from his plate of cheese and crackers. "What are you talking about, watching the door? This is the first time I've seen you all day."

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"Megan is my maybe-fiance, I can't remember if she ever answered before that thread got dropped, but anyway, Raymond is an inanimate plant. Very different."

Bob eyes Audrey. Yes, obviously, Petunia was Vogue. She didn't wear a mask, or even glasses Clark Kent style. And he knew that exceptionally well. Being that he, too, was a hero. Thingamabob. He wore a mask, but used his real name in the superhero name. He kinda copied Larry on that.

"Is that so?" He asks, trying to sound interested, but not too interested. "You have that on good authority?"

oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living. (from Audrey)

"Heh, well, I wouldn't ever call myself calm." He laughs bashfully. "But thanks, Audrey. That's...that's nice of you. So what exactly is this so called fuckstorm, huh?"

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"Because I really am an oppressed minority!" Bob cries almost like a whine. "And I just want my show to run smoothly. You know how hard it is to run your own show as a tomato in this town???"

hit the bricks, bitch. (oscar)

"No!"

The tomato cried indignantly. "It's my show! My studio! My crew! You hit the bricks!"

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Bob rolls his eyes "Oh ha ha, very funny Nebby. Come on."

"you were supposed to be watching the door." (from bob)

"What door?" Nezzer asked, looking up from his plate of cheese and crackers. "What are you talking about, watching the door? This is the first time I've seen you all day."

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"Well..." he laughs awkwardly "Most of that is true. But long ago! In the past! Except the cheating on Raymond thing. I'm not sure where that came from."

He wants to shut it down. He doesn't want to humor it. And yet. "Uh...no. I haven't. Heard the one about Petunia, that is."

oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living. (from Audrey)

"Heh, well, I wouldn't ever call myself calm." He laughs bashfully. "But thanks, Audrey. That's...that's nice of you. So what exactly is this so called fuckstorm, huh?"

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"Why would I race fake being a tomato?!? We're oppressed!! Tomato racism!! We can't all have cucumber privilege!!!"

hit the bricks, bitch. (oscar)

"No!"

The tomato cried indignantly. "It's my show! My studio! My crew! You hit the bricks!"

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"Oh, Nezzer..." he sighs, shaking his head "did you not get the group e-mail?"

"you were supposed to be watching the door." (from bob)

"What door?" Nezzer asked, looking up from his plate of cheese and crackers. "What are you talking about, watching the door? This is the first time I've seen you all day."

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"about me?" He gasps. "What have you heard?!?"

oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living. (from Audrey)

"Heh, well, I wouldn't ever call myself calm." He laughs bashfully. "But thanks, Audrey. That's...that's nice of you. So what exactly is this so called fuckstorm, huh?"

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hit the bricks, bitch. (oscar)

"No!"

The tomato cried indignantly. "It's my show! My studio! My crew! You hit the bricks!"

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oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living. (from Audrey)

"Heh, well, I wouldn't ever call myself calm." He laughs bashfully. "But thanks, Audrey. That's...that's nice of you. So what exactly is this so called fuckstorm, huh?"

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Wait your real how's phill doing

"I am real. I'm a tomato, and I'm here to help. " He smiles. "And uh, Phil's right over here ----> @frankencelery"

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"Ouch." Bob winced. "Okay. Um. So. What do you suggest?"

"This may be something of an understatement, but you are not doing well."

"Whaddya mean?" He asked, his voice tired "Like, at work? Personally? In bed? Or just...in general?"

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"This may be something of an understatement, but you are not doing well."

"Whaddya mean?" He asked, his voice tired "Like, at work? Personally? In bed? Or just...in general?"

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"Up until the punching, this was a real nice party." (Phillip Winkelstein the First)

"I still don't know how they did it." Bob spoke, almost amazed. His tone was more pained, however, as he cried "we don't have hands!"

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"You didn't stick out that much...." Bob tried. "More like, uh, a regular thumb."

"Stockings go over the fireplace, not in the fire." (from bob)

"Oops," said Tom in a very non-apologetic tone, "Those ugly things must'a just... fell off the hooks and right in! Ain't that a shame." He shook his head slowly. "C'mon on, Bob. Y'all were using these things back when I was workin' on the show with y'all. They were moth-eaten, must-smellin'... hell, most of the office decorations are old as me."

He paused. He wasn't sure how old he was, but the ornaments had been there when Pa first brought him on the show, and they were old then.

"I think you and me ought to go buy some new ones."