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I have some head canon ideas regarding Suzy, as a kid I thought she was funny but now I find her character very annoying

Honestly she would probably still be annoying in this rewrite but at least it would be very wholesome lmao

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If I have to see one more "forcing the trans woman to fill out a job application" joke I'm stabbing you through the form

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jim pokerface kirk playing it off like he hasn't wondered for the entire duration of their mission

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jim is just like. u can do that???? I could do that??????

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...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

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i love when media really wants their secret agency/superhero team/etc to have an acronym name so they just slap words together. like does Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate mean. anything. no. but it spells shield and that sounds cool. i gotta respect it. its kids next door kinda logic.

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Life is about being stared at by various animals who already have food but are hoping for tastier food

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The thing that got my attention in fics is that small mischaracterisation of Heinz when he adds some words and phrases in German. He never does that in the show, so it's sort of a big change to his personality to make in fics

And referring to him as German is incorrect in the first place. He's not even German, he's Drusselsteinian, which is I guess what there is instead of Germany in dwampyverse

Not saying any of this is bad, just something that I find strange, tell me I'm not alone here

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Them brothers

Sorry for not posting your boy started uni

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My favorite part of parenting SO FAR is being able to say “she gets that from you” with like complete certainty. And not in that like annoying way that I see in sitcoms, like my husband last night was like “I love when she hears you say something, and she squints her eyes real tiny and tries to repeat it and then goes…wait, what did you say, and cocks her head to the side” and I was like my man…she nicked that DIRECTLY from your DNA sequencing, and literally without thinking, squinted his eyes and me and cocked his head and then REALIZED what he was doing and started laughing. Just 10/10 experience in parenting.

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he's staring at my neighbour again.....

my neighbour commented on it, so I know that he sees this gremlin clutching the bars and tracking his movements. all I could do was apologize

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sorry but it does amuse me every time someone apologizes to me for not responding to a message like immediately im literally not bothered the instant nature of dming has conditioned people to expect immediate responses but its literally no different to physical correspondence to me. i have sent you a beautiful letter and i shall await your response

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the shelves are helping the adults hide from the baby

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Gay as fuck to join a monastic order. Like you're telling me you've decided that you want to have no money, no glory, and no bitches, and go to your big pretty little club house to live happily ever after with your gang of other guys whose life goals involve going out of their way to get zero pussy, to do gay little shit like gardening and singing worship songs and waking up at 5 am. And your whole club house is run by some big stern patriarchal older guy whose main job is to guide and discipline you? Yeah you can call him daddy for as long as you don't make it weird.

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Sometimes when I say that I dislike something — most recently TierZoo, I guess — I get people who try to explain to me the point of the thing. “No, but the point of TierZoo is that he reviews animals as if they were playable characters in a video game, so when an animal gets a bad rank it’s meant to convey how they would do in competitive PvP, not how they do in real life!” Like. Yeah? I know? I’ve seen TierZoo videos. I don’t like it because of that exact premise. Maybe ever thought of that?

Don’t get me wrong, I do understand that perhaps they figure that I misunderstood the premise, or maybe they wanna tell me why they personally like it, but I raise you this… What if I just don’t like it. Like, sometimes something just isn’t somebody’s cup of tea and no amount of humming and hawing and pondering the intent and the symbolism and audience interpretation and setups and punchlines and presentation and the everything else will suddenly make it likeable

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i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location

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got lazy halfway thru this. take it.