imhaley
imhaley
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Hi! I'm Haley. 23, Australian, goated with the sauce
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imhaley · 6 hours ago
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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imhaley · 7 hours ago
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#makeaterriblecomicday2025
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imhaley · 7 hours ago
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Periodic reminder that you should never trust a chiropractor with your body under any circumstances
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imhaley · 20 hours ago
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imhaley · 22 hours ago
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imhaley · 22 hours ago
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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good
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imhaley · 1 day ago
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with love. you have to fact check shit. yes you. you still have to fact check shit. a lot of people are great at fact checking stuff they don’t want to be true, but somehow are still absolute ass at fact checking stuff that’s rhetorically convenient to them. even people my age, who I KNOW grew up doing internet/bibliography literacy workshops, and being warned not to believe anything that isn’t reliably sourced, people who DO harp on fact checking conservative output or whatever, are still kneejerk sharing unsourced shit that is partially or wholly untrue or misleading, because it suits whatever narrative they’re pursuing in that moment, without even a “take this with a grain of salt”. fact check!!!!!! look at the sources!!!!! yes it’s a drag!!! do it!!!!!
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imhaley · 2 days ago
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Mario Kart World - Coconut Mall (Mario Kart Wii)
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imhaley · 2 days ago
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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
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imhaley · 4 days ago
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horsey :)
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imhaley · 4 days ago
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An ad for your deepest desires :)
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imhaley · 4 days ago
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They should add pronouns to Linux
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we already have those????
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imhaley · 4 days ago
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you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely
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imhaley · 4 days ago
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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
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imhaley · 4 days ago
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ya novel about a teenage girl in wigan who discovers she can distinguish pea wet from gravy
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imhaley · 4 days ago
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imhaley · 5 days ago
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