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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person
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I really hope they got her drift.
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why am i being threatened
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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NORTHERN SAW WHET OWLS. LITERALLY THE CUTEST FACKING THINGS YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.
JUST LOOK AT IT.
IT’S FACKING SMALLER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAND
SO SASSAY
LOOK AT DAT FACE
PURE JOY
AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ONE WAS TOO MUCH
CHECK OUT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES
DEM EYES CAN PIERCE INTO THE DEEPEST CREVICES OF YOUR SOUL
FRICKIN BUNDLE OF SLEEPY HAPPINESS
FRICKIN LITTLE BUNDLES OF FEATHERS SMOTHERED IN CUTENESS
WITTLE FLUFFY FEETIES WITH TEENY TINY CLAWS
DAT ASS
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Y'know what I miss?..being able to wrap my finger round the phone wire in the middle of a really satisfying conversation...it's just not the same with a wireless 😔
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so my friend’s mom is a baker…
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oliver wood is such an underrated character in harry potter he’s so funny man all he cares about is quidditch he literally sobs everytime they win and would rather have dementors get harry than lose a match his dialogue is so amusing i love u oliver wood
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i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening
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i love when ur lying on ur side and a little tear rolls out for no reason its so cinematic and on brand
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