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A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.
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boss: someone needs to come fix my computer
salesman 1: not it
salesman 2: not it
salesman 3: not it
IT guy: im it
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Idk how much weed Green Day smoked recording dookie but it was enough for me to get contact high just from listening to it
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What am I gonna have to do to make this hashtag trending?
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if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
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I feel like I am not allowed to exist because existing is a burden to others
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