my pet mold spore
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holy is the cunt that bears the bush
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go read their fic :)
Nighthawks by velocitross
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donald trump you are excommunicado my boy. and there's a five million$ bounty on your head… every assassin in new york city is now hunting you.
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Not to be vague but not again please
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I'm convinced it was a tragedy that tumblr learned the phrase "bury your gays" at the exact same time it decided that any fictional media darker than Landlord White was pearl-clutchingly problematic. Pouring one out for every creator of earnest LGBT+ media wanting to explore the themes of grief loss and tragedy who then got subsequently hounded by mobs of terminally online users brainrotted on nothing but conflict-free coffee shop AUs.
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you're so off-putting i need you
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i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do
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besties can I be real honest with you? I'm so fucking tired of not having enough money to live
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I was talking about my type in men and my 65 year old coworker said 'oh you like you some little princess boys'
I'm never going to come back from that
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the pope’s silence on lesbianism among nuns is deafening
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Jane Eyre knitting: I was just a baby when you locked Bertha in the attic lol isn't that funny
Rochester so hard he can't see straight: can you sttab me with thuose
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this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through
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