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thinking about jason todd being your autumn boyfriend...

JASON who insists you wear his leather jacket over your cutesy autumn outfits. every single time before you go out, whether it’s for a girl’s day or just a plain old walk around the block to the bookstore or the farmer's market (which of course he accompanies you on), he drapes it over your shoulders like he hasn’t been waiting all summer for the weather to finally give him an excuse.

JASON who is the only one alfred lets into the kitchen and always makes you his sous chef—on chilly sundays he’s pulling up recipes for cinnamon rolls, apple tarts, pumpkin pie, or horchata, looping an apron around your waist, kissing the back of your neck, guiding your hands at the counter, and smirking as when you accuse him of showing off as he pulls trays from the oven one-handed in those teddy bear mitts you gave him, and letting you sneak the first bite because you “earned it.”

JASON who curls up under the blankets with you to watch cozy marathons of gilmore girls, coraline, corpse bride, and of course pride and prejudice. he knows exactly how many marshmallows you like in your hot cocoa and what temperature you like the thermostat at even as it gets colder. 

JASON who wears every single scarf and pair of gloves you knit or crochet or buy for him, and he bundles you up in your own scarf everytime it falls loose in public, laughing at the way your eyes peek out over. he can’t resist grabbing your cheeks to place a kiss your forehead just to see you wrinkle your nose at him. 

JASON who carves pumpkins with you like it’s a competition, insisting on matching costumes every Halloween—last year you were judy hopps and nick wilde, this year he's the flynn rider to your rapunzel.

JASON who's a big old softie at the door on halloween night, letting every kid take fistfuls of candy and chuckling when he sees your raised eyebrow at the quickly depleting bowl, already imagining the chaos if it were your own someday, and reassuring you with a “there’s plenty, sweetheart.” when you think the bowl is empty and your sugar craving finally hits, of course he still has one last piece—tucked between his lips, smirking as he dares you to come take it.

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Au where instead of planning mass murder, Jason Todd dedicated himself to stealing as many Bat Tires as he can until someone catches him

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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These four idiots (they're not idiots, they're smarter than I'll ever be)

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Batkids early adoption au except it all happens in the same night (also Bruce Wayne is an idiot)

Picture this:

Bruce goes to the circus. A tragedy occurs. He starts walking back to his car with a freshly orphaned Dick Grayson clinging to his neck. He gets there only to find...

The tires are gone. All but one, which is in the process of being removed by a scrawny street kid named Jason Todd. The boy runs.

Bruce panics. He obviously can't let this poor, obviously homeless kid run off to get crimed in Crime Alley. Bruce does the only thing he can think of: he throws Dick like a pokeball. It works, sort of. Dick catches the kid, the kid catches a concussion.

Bruce panics harder.

He bundles the kids into the back of his car and hops in the drivers seat. "Hospital," he says to himself, "I can do this. I'm Batman."

"What?" Dick says.

"What?" Jason says.

"What?" Bruce says.

THUMP. They're interrupted by the sound of someone landing bodily on the roof.

Bruce stumbles out of the car to find Tim Drake doing the family guy death pose on top of his $400,000 Mercedes. Above them, a broken fire escape squeaks a threat of more violence. Bruce is distracted by it for only a second, but when he looks back down, Tim is already upright and setting off a camera in his face.

"Hi, Batman!" Tim grins. "I knew it was you."

Bruce blinks away the stars with a sigh and opens the back door again. Tim scrambles off the roof and wanders in.

Bruce now has three childr- wait when did that one get here? Cassandra Cain is wedged into the middle seat between Dick and Jason. She smiles at him sweetly.

"Who-" Bruce begins.

Someone wings a brick at them out of nowhere. Tim narrowly avoids further head trauma only because Bruce's dad reflexes activate in time to bat (ha!) it away. Bruce turns to see a little blonde girl sprinting off. He moves to catch her, but steps on Jason's discarded tire iron; it flips up and nails him in the balls. Stephanie Brown gets away.

Bruce realises, while he's writhing pitifully on the ground, that the car still has no tires.

He calls Alfred for help.

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Four hours, a hospital visit, a whole lot of paperwork and one long phone call to CPS later, Bruce arrives home with four emergency foster kids in tow.

Talia Al Ghul is sitting in his living room with a baby carrier.

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absolute menace but still such a good boy :')))

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god stephie I love you I really do

Green Arrow (2001) #5

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drooling thinking about...

jason todd, who is bigger than you. it doesn't matter what size you are or how tall you are, he still towers over you and can wrap his arm around your middle and pull you back into him. you can wear heels and platforms and still be shorter than him. it doesn't matter how much you weigh, he can and will toss you around. he canonically has flipped bane over with his legs, broke a talon's arm, neck and leg, and even punched through a submarine hull. every time you bring up your concerns when he lifts you up, he'll dismiss them, saying 'i bench double your weight. i can handle you.'

jason todd, who is the clingiest motherfucker after he gets really comfortable with you. he can only sleep if he has his arms wrapped around you. think of it like a really, really comfortable chokehold. every part of him needs to be touching you. it doesn't matter whether you're lying on top of him or if he's lying on top of you. he hates the feeling of being trapped, but with you, it helps him feel grounded.

jason todd, who has rough hands but always touches you gently. his hands are rough from all the work he does - grappling all over gotham, punching criminals, working on his bike. you could never tell that the same hand that has so many callouses are the same ones who guide you through the crowd, or brushing your hair away from your face, or simply tracing your figure as you lay facing each other because he likes how soft your skin feels compared to his.

jason todd, who is loud with others, but quiet with you. he doesn't feel the need to fill the silence. with others, it feels oppressive, but with you, it's serene. he is content to do his daily chores with you silently, both doing your own things but occupying the same space. he especially likes it when you talk. he loves your tone, cadence, pitch, voice, everything. he'll listen to you talk intently, his hand fixing something as he occasionally nods and lets out a soft 'mmh' so you know he's paying attention.

jason todd, who's favourite person is you.

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how much you want to bet that Jason’s insecurity about not being like Dick stemmed from Bruce yelling at Dick when he was showing Jason how to do something he was not ready for.

Dick being like “I did it at his age!!” and Bruce yelling back “not every child is YOU!” meaning that not every child has the innate training of a trapeze artist and you’re telling him that it’s safe when it’s NOT safe for him

and Jason overhears and is like “so I can never be as good as Dickie :(( Bruce will always prefer him :((” when bruce is really just yelling at his oldest child not to play rough with the baby

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Bouys.

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After patrol

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Emo dad and his pretty sons who are just a little 🤏 like him

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Fuck it *washes your robins

Hanging them out to dry…

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[Reverse Robin AU] Big birds and their baby birds

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kinda old red hood drawing from may i think

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actually the best part of the new superman movie is the fact that lois and clark have been dating for only three months because that means clark fell so hard he told her his whole ass secret identity in 90 days. fucking u-haul lesbian behavior.

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i forgot to post this here!! someone made the boy blush <3