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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

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sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

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“Having an affair” is such a funny way to describe cheating. There is marriage and then there is the situation. I had a wife and then an event happened to me.

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"In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled."

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, published May 10, 1990

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

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Poor Eli, one dad is a mother hen and the other has the mothering instincts of a demented chicken

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Interviewer: Is this what aussie should be expecting more from these shows?

D: "I think a lot of people have been watching our videos for a long time, and people are watching like who are those guys? We're the guys that made your daughters hair blue. We're the person that made them a boy, maybe they're a them now, but you gotta love them because if you don't we will and that is a threat"

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Dan replied to these tweets!

28 August 2025

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actually, "autism is a huge part of who i am and i'm proud of it" and "autism is a disability that requires accommodations" are both true statements that can and should coexist

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I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want is Dan and Phil to upload.

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THIS is who got drunk, smoked a cigarette, and kissed a girl in prague btw

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Brennan running Game Changer episode and using it to rent a castle and dress his friends in chain mail is peak Brennan