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"i thought we could have an orgy. you can FUCK them, i can EAT THEM. "what about the coffin?" well that would require curiosity and intelligence and all these murderous slobs want is more wine and a GERMAN ON THEIR BAYONEEEETS!!! kkillll the hans!! kill the hans!!!"

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Louis and Lestat are gonna explore each others bodies at the Knights Inn motel

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"Come home with me," he said. Such a human voice. So kind. “There's time to come here and reflect. Wouldn't you rather be home, in the Quarter, amongst our things?” If anything in the world could have truly comforted me, he would have been the thing— with just the beguiling tilt of his narrow head or the way that he kept looking at me, protecting me obviously with a confidential calm from what he must have feared for me, and for him, and perhaps for all of us.

— Memnoch the Devil (1995)

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all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

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i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

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Mhmmmm 😂😂😂 all I hear is nothing but crickets now

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MEGAN THEE STALLION & CHELLEY BISSAINTHE | Love Island USA (2025)

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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant

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People talk all the time about autistic people not understanding others but there's also the accursed autistic "saying exactly what you wanna say, straight to the point, very little nuance & then people misinterpret it because they assume there's a hidden nonliteral meaning" phenomenon

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If i worked with whatever agency does that sort of thing it'd give me such joy to issue a travel advisory to the united states of america

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some of you are not brats you just want to quip while you get your ass whooped like spider-man

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FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time