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i wanna be on here more i miss it it's just that my dash is always dead

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my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.

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rolling girl tattoo...... this song is so special to me

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"This... is a SKYSHARD!"

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fuck you *launches your memorial flowers*

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

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YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

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DELTWRUNE ANNOYNCED H MY FUCKUNG GOD

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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

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unfortunately the village has fallen on hard times, and they've had to sell ad space to make ends meet

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OH MY GOD

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drivers ed is like:

what should you do while driving?

a) text on your phone

b) look at the road

c) cocaine

d) hit children with your car on purpose

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to whom it may concern: that sword of damocles hangs

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everybody ready for the cruellest month? cruellest month tomorrow