immoral-crusader

[immoral-crusader]

I swear to god, if those fucks kill one another before I get to them...

[immoral-crusader]

Yeah, and to be more specific you're on the list of annoying dipshits I need to kill violently. What about it?

Check your mailbox.

..I don't think I will.......

[immoral-crusader]

Both of you are already on mine, funny enough.

Check your mailbox.

..I don't think I will.......

[immoral-crusader]

These won't stop me.

I just want to see you struggling and panicking.

Check your mailbox.

..I don't think I will.......

[immoral-crusader]

I have already been explained what "yaoi" means. I do not need to be educated on that any further.

Out of all the horrible things in the inbox, one person in particular suggested that I should go to therapy. How dare you.

[immoral-crusader]

I'd suggest you start boarding up the windows and barricading the doors.

Check your mailbox.

..I don't think I will.......

[immoral-crusader]

Oh fuck you, I'll do this the old-fashioned way then. Let me check my calendar, I'll see when I'm available.

Check your mailbox.

..I don't think I will.......

[immoral-crusader]

Uh- no. Who told you that?

Check your mailbox.

..I don't think I will.......

[immoral-crusader]

Nevermind, apparently I (or the postal service) sent it to the wrong address. I was certain I filled it in properly, I know where you live.

Check your mailbox.

..I don't think I will.......

[immoral-crusader]

Huh. Must've made a mistake in the address. This wasn't meant for you.

"found a pipe bomb in my mail box. gladly some other guy defused it with his face- well, i mean, good riddance, this is what you get for stealing mail. but the fact that someone put it there is deeply concerning..."

[immoral-crusader]

Both you and that long haired one are fucking cowards.

Go get that parcel.

No, I’m alright..

[immoral-crusader]

I'd greatly appreciate it if you people stopped leaving expressions of your sexual desires in regards to my persona in my inbox.

[immoral-crusader]

Can a ghost even starve, though.

Ey schizo, count you fucking days

OH GOD

I-.. no. Count yours.

(he's ready, kind of)

[immoral-crusader]

Stop hating other people over things that don't matter. It's my job.

[immoral-crusader]

I can do it on my own, thanks.

Wait was it that one..?

I don’t remember.

Either way, my hate still stands strong.

[immoral-crusader]

I have something better just for you.

Just killing a bunch of people isn't enough, I need to set the world on fire.

[immoral-crusader]

Just killing a bunch of people isn't enough, I need to set the world on fire.