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my fav skin
#HE'S SO FUCKING......#i need to fucking Bite him.#slutty little waist and the nicest fucking ass you've ever seen.#i Desire Him. In Ways that are Concerning to Me#johnny cage#mortal thirst. for this man. fr#thirsty kombat
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johnshi + random extracts of words that make me think of them.
1. Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vanessa Bell. | 2. Venetta Octavia, from “I Set It in Stone” | 3. MISC from the web. | 4. Richard Siken, I had a dream about you.
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Liu Kang's new timeline” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just blinded some Earthrealmer in Shang Tsung's secret laboratory
my sister Kitana pacing: Quan Chi is lying to us
#mk1#mk1 spoilers#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat 1 2023#mortal kombat 1 spoilers#mk1 2023#kitana#mileena#shang tsung#quan chi
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i will never get over how good he looks here
#he literally didn't need to look that good but he did. for us. the gays and the girls <3#mk1#kenshi
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leave me your ideas for fusion names ala the names of the fighters in the final chapter of mk1 (2023). i'm making a big spreadsheet of every possible fusion of the mk1 roster and need more ideas
#mortal kombat 1 spoilers#mortal kombat 1 2023#mk1 2023#mk1 spoilers#mk1#plus if you have any better ones than canon bc some of them did drop the ball <3#immoralkombat.exe#if you're asking ''hey mars why a spreadsheet?'' well the answer is i need to be assessed for potential autism. hope that helps#i kept stung lao for the scorp/kung fusion bc what the fuck were they doing with scorp lao. that's nothing#mortal kombat 1
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Thank you kaiji, very cool!
#THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#like thanks kaiji! appreciate it!#absolutely insane#he's right actually <3#bi han#kuai liang#smoke#mk1#mk1 spoilers
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WHERE THE FUCK DID JOHNNY AND KENSHI GO FOR LIKE A LARGE PORTION OF THE STORY DID THEY GO ON A DATE DID THEY EXPLORE EACH OTHER'S BODIES????????????
#they actually went and established the first ever margaritaville in outworld. they are now proud franchisees#johnny cage#kenshi#mk1 spoilers#mk1
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i did it. time'll tell if it's actually good <3
the asexual urge to write johnshi smut
#johnshi#johnshi fic#smut#lemon#immoralkombat.exe#not tagging this with anything else because jesus christ
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the asexual urge to write johnshi smut
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I know things look bad, but I think I've got a way out of this. Here, look. Grab me by the ankles and swing my head against that big rock.
#prev:#prev tags#havik#/end prev#kshdgksdhg yeah#he's literally like. hey. don't cry. my body is falling apart for a thousand years okay?
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They blinded Kenshi to prevent him from obliterating Outworld with lethal quantities of side eye.
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intricate rituals
Training was supposed to be finished three hours ago, and yet here Johnny is, wrapping his hands up in new bandages, getting ready to kick Kenshi's ass again.
It was Johnny's idea, naturally. After all, he and Kenshi never had a Madam Bo, so they need more training to compensate for Lord Liu Kang not giving either of them the advantage that Raiden and Lao got. Kenshi might've had the yakuza, sure, but Johnny only ever got stunt training. If this extra training session isn't for Kenshi, it's for Johnny this time.
He warms up, jumping in place as he stretches his arms across his chest. Kenshi meanwhile is practicing a couple slashes with a bamboo sword. He claims that Lord Liu Kang made him switch out his actual katana for it so that he wouldn't accidentally kill anybody, but Johnny tries his best to turn that into the belief that Kenshi doesn't want to hurt him.
It's been a month since Kenshi broke into his mansion, a month since Johnny found out that he was chosen by a literal god to defend the entirety of Earth against potential invasion, a month since he had Kenshi tied up in one of his kitchen chairs and grilled him about the history of Sento. And in that month, Johnny thinks that he's at least gone from 'mortal enemy' to 'frenemy' on Kenshi's list. They'd been bunked together at the Wu Shi ever since they got there, something that Lord Liu Kang insisted on as team-building. Johnny was lucky that he woke up at all during those first few days.
It's been three weeks since he first saw Kenshi smile at him, three weeks since he finally told a joke that landed, three weeks since he heard Kenshi call him "Cage" for the first time and it didn't sound like he was seconds away from pulling a sword on him. He thinks that maybe it's just because Kenshi has to spend time with him, or maybe it's genuine forgiveness that Johnny doesn't really deserve. Either way, he remembers it like it was yesterday, and if he weren't a better actor, it'd cause him to get flustered beyond words every time he thought of it again.
It's been two weeks since Kenshi first asked him to watch a movie together, two weeks since they started actually talking to one another, two weeks since Johnny caught him looking at him and smiling for the first time. Every time he thinks about it, it makes his cheeks warm. He has to ball his fists and leave little crescent shapes in his palms to get the blush off of his face. He wishes he could blame it on the lingering resentment he feels for Kenshi breaking into his fucking house and threatening his life, but he knows better. He knows way better.
It's been a week since Lord Liu Kang told them that the tournament was going to be in a few weeks, a week since Kenshi accidentally touched his hand while he was passing some salt at dinner and Johnny hasn't stopped thinking about it since, a week since Johnny finally came to terms with the fact that he had a bit of a crush on this guy.
It's been two hours since they last sparred. Two hours too long.
Johnny looks Kenshi up and down, an act he'll try and justify as sizing up his opponent when asked about it. "Hey, Brown Eyes Red Dragon, you gonna finally stop swinging that shit around and let me start kicking your ass, or...?"
The swordsman looks down at him. Kenshi's an inch taller than him. He shouldn't find that as pleasing as he does. "A good fighter will take as much time to prepare as they can. Something you'd know if you weren't snoring through Lord Liu Kang's lessons."
Johnny snorts. "I'm a fuckin' movie star, Keanu. I don't get time to prep. I just naturally kick this much ass."
He watches Kenshi roll his eyes and he smiles. He thinks that there's more affection behind that than it seems. At least, he hopes so.
Kenshi puts his sword back in its sheath and straightens his shoulders. His tattooed fingers flex and stretch at his sides as he rolls his neck. Thank God there aren't any mind-readers nearby, because every single thing running through Johnny's head is X-rated.
"Alright, Cage. Are you ready?"
Johnny nods, using his hands to help crack his neck. "Better question is, are you?"
Kenshi scoffs at him, his nose sneering upwards. He's even hot when he's pulling an ugly face and that's part of how Johnny knows that he has it bad. "Forget I asked."
He starts by throwing a punch while Johnny is preoccupied with staring at his sneer. It connects with his jaw and makes him draw his head back. He really should've told Kenshi that the face was off-limits, but he guesses that that's on him. He should've clarified beforehand. All's fair in complicated one-sided interest and war.
Johnny counters by going to a split and immediately tapping his nuts. He makes sure to restrain himself from going full strength because he knows that he could easily obliterate him, but he doesn't really want to do that. He thinks that maybe Kenshi deserves to have his balls. At least for now. That's completely subject to change in the future, but right now, he likes him. As expected, his tatted hands immediately go to soothe his jewels.
Johnny takes the time to get up and readjust before he goes for another hit, a kick to the leg that brings Kenshi to his knees. He tries to ignore the dirty thoughts that flood his brain when he sees him at that precise height, in that precise situation. He fails. Pretty miserably.
He looks down at Kenshi, a nice change of pace. "Gotta say, I'm a fan of this view," he says, unable to keep his ego in check.
Kenshi looks up at him with fire in his eyes and Jesus Christ, Johnny is the best actor in the world if he's gonna keep pretending that he's not already willing to do unspeakable things to this man for the foreseeable future. He lets out a long sigh, trying to figure out his next move.
Unfortunately, Kenshi seems to have already figured out what he wants to do to get himself in a better spot, which results in Johnny not even spotting the move before he's suddenly making contact with the cobblestone on the ground. He winces as he feels a particularly tall stone dig into the twinge in his back. He doesn't seem to care that he could easily have a concussion now, because Kenshi is looming over him, the sun haloing behind his head. Were he not responsible for the ache that spans the entire back half of Johnny's body, he could probably be mistaken for an angel.
"This view's more my speed," he retorts. Johnny's too occupied with the pain shooting through him to acknowledge how clever (and hot) that was.
Something he doesn't expect happens afterward; a tattooed hand extends forward and offers to help him up.
He thinks about it for a second, how easy it'd be to take it and accept mercy he doesn't deserve. It feels almost like a cinematic parallel. It's like the kindness Johnny refused to offer him when they first met. It's all of the best qualities of Kenshi, hidden beneath the yakuza ink that covers his hands. It's every reason why he fucking deserves Sento, why Johnny's dismissal is just another reason why he fucking sucks and why Cris left him. It's another reminder that he isn't John Carlton anymore.
He takes the hand and pulls him down to land on top of him.
Kenshi takes the brunt of the fall on his hands as he sticks them out to stop him from cracking his face against Johnny's big head. Johnny winces for him at the thought of how fucked up his palms are gonna be. He makes a mental note to play the hero later and help him bandage them up in their dorm after this.
Their chests are pressed against one another for a moment, too short to savor and too long to go unnoticed. It knocks the wind out of them both, and they seem to draw a breath at the exact same time, both ragged and loud.
There's a leg between Johnny's. He thanks Lord Liu Kang that Kenshi's knee didn't land high enough to bust his balls. He's less grateful for everything else about feeling Kenshi's leg between his.
"Congratulations, Cage. You've given me yet another reason I should just kill you in your sleep." Despite the words he's saying, his voice couldn't sound any more friendly and kind. It makes Johnny's heart beat just a little bit faster.
Johnny chuckles. "Oh, please. You're gonna keep me around. After all, there's no way you'd find a prettier sleep aid than me."
Kenshi rolls his eyes again, but doesn't make a rebuttal. Johnny wishes he would. That way it'd be easier. It'd be way fucking easier if Kenshi just kept bantering with him, that way he could ignore the nagging feeling in his chest.
He can't stop himself from looking down at Kenshi's lips. He knows it's a mistake even as he's doing it. He knows it's a mistake when he looks back up and sees Kenshi's eyes widen.
"You're a hell of a fighter, Last Samurai. You're lucky you caught me on a particularly bad day, y'know that right? My back hurts like a son of a bitch."
Kenshi doesn't respond.
"If I didn't have a movie career to think of, I'd keep kicking your ass."
More silence.
"C'mon, you usually got some sort of comeback by now? Cat got your tongue?"
Nothing.
"...Please, say somethin'."
"What was this really about, Cage?"
This time, Johnny doesn't have a reply.
Before he can even try to say something clever, he feels lips against his own. He lets out a surprised noise that gets muffled by Kenshi's mouth closing over his. His eyes are wide open and staring right at Kenshi, whose eyes are closed tightly as he kisses Johnny with full force. It almost feels like another attack, the force that's behind it. He feels their teeth clack together a bit on impact and he hopes that Kenshi didn't just break his nose with his own.
An inked hand moves to rest against his jaw as his eyes finally begin to flutter closed and his lips move to kiss him back. He moves his hands to rest at Kenshi's waist, every single fiber of his being screaming at him to go for the neck and bring him closer, push him down more. He needs to feel more of him pressing onto him, but he settles for a kiss for now. Kenshi's thumb smooths over his cheek. It's surprisingly tender considering that he's trying his damnedest to stick his tongue in Johnny's mouth right now. It's bold enough that Johnny lets him.
They finally start to get the hang of it after a few seconds, it seems. Kenshi finally tilts his head so that Johnny can breathe through his nose. He feels blood beginning to trickle out of it, but Christ alive, he doesn't fucking care because he's kissing him. He can taste blood in his mouth and he lets it mix into their spit, and he doesn't fucking care because Kenshi's hand is moving to grab him by the neck.
Johnny can't help but let out a hum of approval as he feels the grip on the back of his neck tighten and pull him up to rest on his elbows. He decides to let him manhandle him. He thinks that was the point of the sparring match, but he won't tell Kenshi that until they've sufficiently talked things through. He doesn't want to seem too eager, but he also wants to tell Kenshi that his hands would make for such a pretty fuckin' choker. He wants to play it cool, but he also wants to rut his hips up against Kenshi's thigh.
He settles for continuing the kiss until Kenshi pulls away.
Kenshi's dark eyes scan his face, first looking to Johnny's still-closed eyes, then to his kiss-swollen lips, and then to the blood running out of his nostril and into his mouth.
"Fuck, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that," Kenshi says. It hurts way worse than his nose.
Johnny shakes his head. "No need. Everybody ends up wanting to fuck me sooner or later. Just surprised by how quick the turnaround was for you, Neo. Usually I have to wine and dine my enemies before they start trying to get in my pants."
Kenshi's cheeks are a deep red as he gets up and the pleasant weight that had been resting on Johnny's groin is lifted with him. He turns his face away from Johnny, leaving him to look wistfully at the sharpness of his jawline. "Shut up. This never happened."
"Whatever you say, handsome. You're still not getting Sento back."
This seems to snap Kenshi out of the flustered state he's in, because his cheeks turn to a more normal color and his brow furrows. "You're lucky I left the yakuza, Cage. You'd be long dead by now if I hadn't."
He dusts off his knees, leaving blood from his palms on the cloth that covers him before he walks out. It's just then that Johnny realizes there's gonna be some of Kenshi's blood in his hair and around his neck.
He'll wear it like a scarlet letter for the next few minutes, before he has to go and shower off before dinner.
#johnshi#johnny cage x kenshi#johnny x kenshi#kenshi x johnny#kenshi x johnny cage#mortal kombat 1 spoilers#mortal kombat 1 2023#mk1 spoilers#mk1 2023#mk1#johnny cage#kenshi#kenshi takahashi#second johnshi fic and i'm already making them smash faces like two dolls (or action figures ig)#me writing fic: i'm constructing intricate rituals that allow you to touch the skin of another man!~#cross posted on ao3#this was also posted to my ao3 but i'm keeping works limited to registered users only bc. protecting my works and whatnot!
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THIS!!!! only one person in this timeline so far knows john carlton and that's his ex-wife. cristina knew john carlton but couldn't handle knowing johnny cage. cristina walked away from johnny cage because she thought he was different than john carlton.
kenshi meanwhile knew johnny cage and is now learning to handle (and love) john carlton. kenshi loves johnny cage because he knows he's a piece of john carlton.
I need the first time Kenshi starts calling Johnny by his first name (while they're y'know. "Besties") to be a little over the top okay. The "Cage to Johnny pipeline." Needs at least to be at least a little dramatic.
But also. The idea that it's strangers to bros to lovers.
Sorry. I'm in some Johnshi feels don't mind me.
#op thank you for not only recognizing the cageblade parallel after i brought it up but also giving me THIS GIFT!!!!!!#johnny is already kind of jonathan carlton tbh. like the kindness he shows is him being john. that is him#johnny is the armor in which he wears to protect himself and he sheds part of that to help kenshi. literally sheds part of his armor +#+ to help soothe kenshi's pain. that is him slowly becoming john again. he took down his armor and used it to protect someone he cares for#and now that kenshi knows that side of him... I SWEAR TO FUCK NETHERREALM STUDIOS TAKE GODDAMN NOTES!!!#meta kombat#it's about johnny cage being john carlton and only kenshi knowing that they're one and the same#johnshi
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Bi-han's demonic neck tattoo appreciation.






#oh? oh hello?#bi han#mk1#(in the voice of the guy that says ''finish ME johnny'' when he does a taunt) betray ME bi han <3
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Mortal Kombat 1 so far
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