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[immortal-prick]

Shade... it sounded familiar. Well, maybe not familiar, but it sounded right. Shade. He gave a sort of smile, a sort of emotion that he hasn’t felt in a long time.

“Shade it is.” He hummed after a moment. “Then you’re staying? Hmm... see if you can get the contractor up here, I could give you a discount on the already cheap price...”

“You’re pretty harmless for a supernatural being.” [Al, blossomquartlet]

He had to pause for a second, considering if he should be complimented or extremely irritated. Who was she to say he was a ‘supernatural being’? He preferred ultranatural.

“Harmless, you say? Would you like to test that theory?”

@blossomquartlet

[immortal-prick]

“Well, considerably.” He huffed. “Its not like I have a choice whether I want to stay here or not.” He rolled his eyes, his teeth grinding slightly. He didn’t mind it, though. He preferred Al’s company over practically everyone else who came to inspect the place.

“And rather, I’d be living with you, not you to me. I’m... a little stuck.” He gave a breathy chuckle. “If you can find a different place, kudos. If not, I... assume another person or two in this house wouldn’t be so bad.” He gave his hint as clear as possible, though not too subtly either. He was a little tired of being alone; maybe this was an opportunity?

“You’re pretty harmless for a supernatural being.” [Al, blossomquartlet]

He had to pause for a second, considering if he should be complimented or extremely irritated. Who was she to say he was a ‘supernatural being’? He preferred ultranatural.

“Harmless, you say? Would you like to test that theory?”

@blossomquartlet

[immortal-prick]

“...Off the Market?” He frowned slightly, raising an eyebrow.

“Al, I... thought this place was on sale?” He hummed. He laid on his back in the air, sighing.

“You know, there’s a reason I scare people off so easily. They don’t meet my standards. Or rather, they don’t want to be in the presence of the ‘malevolent spirit.’” He used the air quotes with great sarcasm, snickering.

“You’re pretty harmless for a supernatural being.” [Al, blossomquartlet]

He had to pause for a second, considering if he should be complimented or extremely irritated. Who was she to say he was a ‘supernatural being’? He preferred ultranatural.

“Harmless, you say? Would you like to test that theory?”

@blossomquartlet

[immortal-prick]

The strange girl interested him slightly, only floating around curiously at this point. She sat at the stairs to the upper part of the house, he noted, as well as the slight wag of her tail.

Usually, people would run out seconds after he showed up; one time he had someone try and chuck something at - through - him, and then ran away after noticing there was nothing they would be able to do.

“I’m...” When he tried to respond, he couldn’t find the words; especially not his own name. It’s been several years since he’d, well, died, and he hadn’t bothered to try and remember it. Why would he, when he couldn’t find anyone to listen to a ghost.

“I have no name for you to call me by. What about you?”

“You’re pretty harmless for a supernatural being.” [Al, blossomquartlet]

He had to pause for a second, considering if he should be complimented or extremely irritated. Who was she to say he was a ‘supernatural being’? He preferred ultranatural.

“Harmless, you say? Would you like to test that theory?”

@blossomquartlet

[immortal-prick]

The being frowns slightly, before rolling his eyes. May as well be nice. Besides, he wasn’t the ‘killing’ type; the one she thought anyway.

“You’re already planning on staying, whether I say yes or no.” He grumbled. “And... it is getting a bit dark. You don’t want the Boogeyman after you.” He chuckled.

“You’re pretty harmless for a supernatural being.” [Al, blossomquartlet]

He had to pause for a second, considering if he should be complimented or extremely irritated. Who was she to say he was a ‘supernatural being’? He preferred ultranatural.

“Harmless, you say? Would you like to test that theory?”

@blossomquartlet

[immortal-prick]

“You’re pretty harmless for a supernatural being.” [Al, blossomquartlet]

He had to pause for a second, considering if he should be complimented or extremely irritated. Who was she to say he was a ‘supernatural being’? He preferred ultranatural.

“Harmless, you say? Would you like to test that theory?”

@blossomquartlet

[immortal-prick]

Ghost AU Sentence Starters

Ghost

“You can see me?”

“Wait, I promise I’m not going to hurt you!”

“Technically this was my house first, until I died and you moved in.”

“You know, you’re way better at decorating the place than I was.”

“I can almost feel your body heat next to me.”

“Aren’t you scared of me?”

“I don’t know how to pass onto the afterlife.”

“I wish I could remember what sort of unfinished business I have.”

“I don’t remember my death.”

“My death was pretty boring actually.”

“I remember my death… I don’t want to.”

“Do you want to hear all about how I died?”

“I miss being able to feel things.”

“Nights are long and boring when everyone is asleep.”

“Please help me move on.”

“I wish I could touch you.”

“___, there’s someone in the other room.”

“I hate that when you passed out, I couldn’t do anything to help.”

“A relationship between us would be doomed.”

“Sometimes I wish you would die so I could be with you.”

“Get out of this place.”

“If you stay, I’ll haunt you every moment of your life.”

“I wish I never died.”

“I regret never fixing my mistakes when I was alive.”

“If I possessed a human, I could feel what their body feels.”

“I’d never possess someone.”

“Can I please use your body, just for a little while?”

“I can’t move objects, that’s poltergeists.”

Human

“Please don’t hurt me!”

“How did you die?”

“You’re not real.”

“Maybe you don’t remember your death because it’s too traumatic.”

“I’ll help you move onto the afterlife.”

“I can’t believe I fell in love with a ghost.”

“Sometimes I think about dying so I can be with you forever.”

“What was your human life like?”

“Don’t you dare peek at me when I’m changing or something.”

“What’s it like for you when I’m asleep?”

“I’m moving out immediately.”

“I’m sorry, I need to move on with my life, I can’t stay here for you.”

“I’ve been able to see ghosts since I was a child.”

“I’m just happy that I can still see you.”

“You still have your fatal wounds on your ghost body.”

“When you pass through me, it’s like a bucket of ice water poured directly into my soul.”

“If you want to talk to them, I’ll translate for you.”

“How long have you been a ghost?”

“Have you ever met any other ghosts?”

“Why are you bound to this place?”

“Why do you follow me around everywhere?”

“You’re scaring me.”

“I’m going to call an exorcist!”

“Get out of my body!”

“You can share a body with me, if you want.”

“I’m not scared of you.”

“You’re pretty harmless for a supernatural being.”

“What kind of ghost can’t mysteriously throw objects around and haunt things?”

[immortal-prick]

RP Starters - MERMAID PACK

as requested by anon

Starters:

❝If you’re a mermaid then where’s your tail?❞

❝You have to show me!❞

❝So can you bend water?❞

❝It’s almost like you can breathe underwater.❞

❝I’m not a monster!❞

❝You can’t tell anyone about this.❞

❝I don’t need rescued – I’m not drowning.❞

❝How did you turn in to one of these things?❞

❝If you call me Ariel one more time…❞

❝Always be yourself. Unless you can be a mermaid. Then be a mermaid.❞

❝Can you get out of the water?❞

❝Please don’t freak out.❞

❝You’re not real.❞

❝I love your tail. Can I touch it?❞

❝Not all of us are mermaids. Some of us are mermen.❞ 

[immortal-prick]

send a symbol for a mermaid starter

🐬 my muse is a merperson who just got placed in the aquarium where yours works

🌲 my muse is a merperson that saved yours from drowning, only to deposit them on a deserted island

☁ my muse is a merperson who lives by the seashore near your muse’s house. your muse catches them sitting on the rocks peoplewatching one day

⚓ my muse is a merperson, and yours is a pirate who captures them

💧 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the merperson they are betrothed to marry, to unite their underwater kingdoms

💍 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the human they are betrothed to marry, to unite neighboring land and sea kingdoms

[immortal-prick]

Shadow searches her face for some sort of reason for her not to tell him but... it was probably for the best, right? Besides, he’s not one to push.

“Assuming you’ll tell me later, then.” He mumbled, looking down. He saw the stitches line up with his ribs, almost as if one had been dislodged. That or, been ripped into. He shuddered at the thought. He hoped it wasnt as bad as it seemed. Though, knowing fate, it would be.

“Not much I can do, unless I redid them. It would only cause more damage, though.”

She had no intentions of redoing them, either. Phantom brings the second glass of water over to Shadow, helping him sit up and offering him the glass. He sounded like he could use it.

[immortal-prick]

He took the glass, thanking all the Gods above that he wasn’t as weak as he first imagined. He silently thanked her for helping him sit up, but was still angry at losing whatever fight he fought.

He took a generous sip, knowing if he drunk too much now, whether he needed it or not, he didn’t want to strain his arms too much.

“I... appreciate all you’ve done but... for the life of me, I can’t remember what... happened.” He muttered, handing back the water.

“Not much I can do, unless I redid them. It would only cause more damage, though.”

She had no intentions of redoing them, either. Phantom brings the second glass of water over to Shadow, helping him sit up and offering him the glass. He sounded like he could use it.

[immortal-prick]

He frowned in slight confusion, before he felt the zap of pain from her touch. He flinched away, never having been used to pain. Not... not in a long time, at least.

Safe? His mind rang. What had he done, to need stitches? At most, a scratch would heal fast, correct?

“It... hurts.” His voice was hoarse, likely from... raged screams. Who knew, at this point. His memories from whatever happened were locked away, likely to keep him sane. “Don’t touch it, but... only if you must.”

A long sigh escapes her as she looks out the window, watching the burning sun continue it’s circle in the sky. Her fingers tap the glass of water she’d been nursing, expression pensive. Just like everyone else after the sun had remained in the sky, she had to adjust. Phantom looks up at the mobian on the other side of the room and clicks her tongue a bit. “Awake yet?”

[immortal-prick]

Tap. Tap. Tap.

His ear twitched, finally concious. From what, he became unconcious from, he didn’t know. He sat up slowly, gently massaging the side of his head. Looking around, he seemed to be in a small room, assessing both his problem and if he’d be able to escape. A quaint room greeted him, a little lacking in furniture, yet nothing pointed to a need to escape.

Maria sat on the other side of the room, her rapt attention on him.

“Where...?” The question was left out in the open. He, didn’t exactly know what he wanted to ask either.

A long sigh escapes her as she looks out the window, watching the burning sun continue it’s circle in the sky. Her fingers tap the glass of water she’d been nursing, expression pensive. Just like everyone else after the sun had remained in the sky, she had to adjust. Phantom looks up at the mobian on the other side of the room and clicks her tongue a bit. “Awake yet?”

[immortal-prick]

You think I won’t make fucking memes for my children? Fuck you. Fuck y @immortal-prick @trans-werehog @two-fluffy-tails @eclisse-dei-tuoni-blu

[immortal-prick]

Flowery M!A's

Forget-me-not: Everybody remembers every single terrible thing that the muse has done– some may even want vengeance. Last for ___.

Giant Hogweed: At first, a small, itchy rash develops on the muse's skin, but the moment the sunlight hits the rash, it begins to burn, and form agonizing blisters on the skin. Lasts ___.

Daisies: Everyone thinks muse is dead, having vivid memories of the funeral and burying the body. As a result, whenever someone sees the muse, they react fearfully, as if they’d seen a ghost. Lasts for ___.

Water Hemlock: The roots of the Water Hemlock sprout from the veins of the muse, its toxins entering the bloodstream directly. While the muse is in no danger of dying, they still suffer Water Hemlock poisoning. Symptoms (in no particular order) include hallucinations, dizziness, confusion, high fever, and twitching, with the possibility of tremors, vomiting, seizures, asphyxiation, anxiety, amnesia. Anyone else who ingests the plant will also suffer from Water Hemlock poisoning, but unlike the afflicted muse, they are not immune to death from the plant. Lasts for ___.

Carnation: Your muse has been rejected by the one they love. If they are aromatic, or too young to understand love just yet, they feel the pain of rejection for an inexplicable reason. Lasts for ___.

Sunflower: Your muse thinks that their mother/father/guardian is dead, and nothing can convince them otherwise until the spell wears off. How they died is up to the mun. Lasts for ___.

Roses: Muse falls madly in love with either someone of the anon’s choosing, or with the next person that comes into the inbox. If the muse has a significant other already, then they will dote over the other person excessively, possibly even obsessively. Muse will get their infatuation chocolates, love notes, and of course, roses. If the muse is aromantic, then this simply become platonic love. Lasts for ___ hours.

Lavender: Muse smells incredibly sweet, attracting birds, bees, as well as other sorts of other animals, such as bats and bears. Lasts for ___.

Wolfsbane: Muse has a poison touch-- anyone they so much as brush will fall ill with nausea, dizziness, intense /vomiting, and irregular burning sensations throughout the body, with the possibility of death. However, if any muses afflicted by the neurotoxins of the cursed muse survive until the spell wears off, the illness will go away and they will survive. Lasts for ___hours.

Poinsettia: Summer? Spring? Who cares?! No matter what time of the year it is, the muse is completely filled with the Christmas spirit! Baking, decorating, blasting Christmas music, and what have you!! Let's keep the whole year Christmas!! The muse is downright compelled to share the Christmas cheer! And anyone else who refuses to feel this Christmas joy is a big old Grinch!! Lasts for ___.

Snap Dragon: Muse is turned into a dragon for ___.

Mohavia: Muse is turned into some sort of specter, only to be seen and heard by cameras and audio recordings. Lasts for ___.

Nightshade: Muse grows delicious looking berries and flowers off of their body. As sweet-smelling as the muse becomes however, the hairs from the flowers and the seeds and juices from the berries are highly toxic, causing the vision to blur, the heart to race, a fever, a building pain, and delirium. The muse is not invulnerable to the toxin. Lasts for ___.

Posie: A flower grows and possesses the muse. The muse is completely under the control of the parasitic flower, forcing them do do whatever it wants, which can range from obsessively watering other flowers, to straight up murdering anyone who’ll so much as tear a pedal or a leaf off of anything. Lasts for ___.

Angel's Trumpet: The muse has the flower dangling from their fingertips, their hair, or anywhere else the mun decides. Apart from this, the muse suffers hallucinations, manic mood swings, convulsions, sobbing, and aggressive behavior. If too worked up, they may also have difficulty breathing, so the muse must be watched over-- especially to ensure that they do not hurt themselves. Lasts for ___, and once the spell wears off, the muse will not have any memory of what happened whilst under the plant's poison.

[immortal-prick]

Shadow: Can we talk about the email that you just sent to everyone

Hope: It was a critical update.

Shadow: It just says ‘I’m back on my bullcrap’

Hope: The people need to know.

———————–

Miles: how are things?

Hope: things are good!

Narrator: things were not good

———————–

Supes: What’s wrong with you?

Hope: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression

——————–

Miles: Let me ask you a very fair question - what do you do successfully?

Hope:

Miles: Quickly.

—————-

Hope: the five girls who will absolutely ruin your life: 1. Alice 2. Alice 3. Alice 4. Alice 5. Alice Hope: Alice if you’re reading this bring my goldfish back

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Hope: I want a closed casket funeral and someone playing pop the weasel very slowly. will my body open the casket at the end? I don’t know. and neither will you

Pamela: wow let’s not do that

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Raven: Someone sneezed earlier and I accidentally said ‘shut up’ instead of ‘bless you’

Hope: … How do you accidentally say 'shut up’?

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Hope: I drink to forget but I always remember… Shadow: Hope, you’re drinking a CapriSun

—————–

Hope: you’re cute!

Miles: no, you’re cute!

Hope: nuh uh YOU’RE cute!

Miles: no way YOU’RE cute!!

Hope: *pulls out knife and holds it against his throat*

Hope: ok now listen here bitch.

————–

Supes: *breathes* Hope: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

Miles: Come here.

Hope: Why?

Miles: Just come here.

Hope: No, you’re gonna hit me.

—————

Hope: If you disrespect me ever again, I’ll eat your shower curtains

Alice: I have… glass doors???

Hope: Well crunchity munchity then. You think that will stop me?

——–

Hope, at the pub: I’ll have a drink as dark as my soul, please.

Pamela: They don’t have milk in a pub, Hope.

——————–

Raven, wearing a cape and carrying a yard stick: I feel so powerful.

Hope: yea I’ve been meaning to ask. What are you supposed to be dressed as?

Raven, wielding the yard stick around: I’m the Ruler @immortal-prick @two-fluffy-tails @fleeting-gold @two-evil-tails @eclisse-dei-tuoni-blu @tsuntealkitty @coldheartbeauty

[immortal-prick]

Shadow held her up, his ears pinning back slightly. He pulled her into his arms completely, racing off to the nearest hospital.

"What do you mean, you 'exploded'?"

"Hey! I'm back and i only got lightly stabbed. It's fine out there now." [notdeadnotalivejusthungry]

“Slightly stabbed?” Shadow growled, his protective instincts kicking in.

“Who do I need to hunt down?” He hissed.

@notdeadnotalivejusthungry