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A few very important needs

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clarice lispector / @billypotts / yehuda amichai / hélène cixous / louise bourgeois / natalie wee / callie porcher / natalie diaz / jenny slate

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this has been a wasp psa

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I fucken love BEETLES so FucCKEn MUCH

DEPLOY THE BOYS

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(Source)

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration...? *updated!*

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

create pixel art

Awesome photo editor and art program, all free…!

Totally free transparent textures

make a cute chibi

draw some cool generative art

be a graffiti creator

create a picassohead (you don’t need to be a picasso to do so)

paint online

another awsome site to create pixel art on

and another one

create your own mandala

or color one

create an avatar

or you can try creating your own superhero

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

Need a model in a certain pose for drawing? here

Want to build your own planet

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

make your own pattern (very useful if you need a new background)

create next hit comic

make a city which looks like something from 90′s games

draw a mandala like design

jig saw puzzles

more jig saw puzzles to solve

create a stunning HTML5 animation - no coding!

make a movie

create and dress up dolls

play a piano

you can also play a guitar

create sounds

another sound creator

create a logo

design your dream home

sketch rooms

explore fashion trends and create your own sets

build a website

try this app for building a website

Or maybe start learning how to code!

design your own t-shirt or a beanie or sweatpants and order them

design your own phone case

pretend to be a graphic designer with this cool online tool

Make your own Glitch art

Here’s another glitch art maker

And another!

Holy hell, here’s a third!

make an image look like it was created by a commodore 64

freaking cool text generator!

Easy to use word processor

Make up really cool patterns or run your photos through it :)

Write an essay on anything with no hassle

Wanna see how something you write would look like if it was on JacksFilms YGS((Your Grammar Sucks videos on YouTube))?

Make pictures out of text

ASCII word generator

Need an idea for some fanart-here :D

mario

cubefield

sleep calculator essay typer

rice questions

maths 

artsy-fartsy pretty thing

quotes

survive nature

rain

tumblr music

calming rain

themes

backgrounds [x] 

loads of references

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

watch a documentary

learn to code

do something yourself

workout with the help of this great youtube channels

learn things

play pokemon or zelda or other awesome old school games

waste your time on miniclip

play games at additing games

or try games at agame

calm your thoughts

the quiet place

it will be okay

vent or listen to someone

pour out your soul

explore the sky

look at art from around the world

virtually visit museum of iraq

explore world with arounder

create a music playlist

list through rare books

scroll useful science website

create sand art

brain games

try out tastekid and discover new favorite band or movie or book

interactive 3D anatomy

random street view

post a secret

create a family tree

find our what’s the difference between x and y

help scientists and become volunteer researcher

create your own font

read a classic short story

In the mood to read, but not sure exactly what book to go for?

scribble on maps

listen to letters

play with acrobots

listen to podcasts

make a bucket list

Ever want to see the most truly useless websites in creation?

Prank a friend with this blue screen of death!

Zone out watching the colors drip down

Sprite generator!

Face Generator/Creator!

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….Or maybe you have a Gemsona that you want to create, but don’t have the energy to draw!

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

Gemsona stuffs;

Just a straight up character gemsona creator

Here’s another

Not sure what gem to go with, or where? 

OR maybe your unsure about more than just that?

How to Write Better OCs:

basic tips on how to make your oc even better

tragic backstory? learn how to write one/make yours great

writing specific characters

a wordier, great guide on how to develop your character

kick out those vague descriptions and make them AWESOME

Character Development:

how to actually make an OC

Q&A (to develop characters)

more Q&As

giving your character a backstory

how to write an attractive character

Need an Appearance idea?

Humanoid generator? check

Here’s another one

and maybe if you didn’t like those this’ll work

Need Monsterpeople?

Well, then here ya’ go

Maybe you need Cats?

Diversity

adding more racial diversity

avoiding tokenism, AKA, how to add diversity to your cast not just because you “need” it

writing sexuality and gender expression (doesnt include non binary, if you have a good ref to that, please add on!)

masterpost on writing more diversity into your story

cultures of the world

guides to drawing different ethnicities (not just a great art reference, but also really helpful in appearance descriptions!)

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Test to see if your character is a Sue

Explains subdivisions of Sues/Stus

Powerful Characters Don’t Have to Be Sues

Villains

villain generator

need an evil sounding name for your evil character? bam

villain archetypes

what’s your villain’s motive for being a villain?

Relationships

character perceptions (What your character thinks of themselves and what others think of them)

how to write strong relationships between two characters

8 ways to write better characters and develop their relationships with others

OCxLove Interest Handbook

develop your couple with good ol’ Q&A!

how to write realistic relationships

how to write relatives for your characters (this is more OC related to a canon character, but will help in writing family members in general)

ARCHETYPES

12 common archetypes

8 archetypes for male/female characters

female archetypes (goes pretty indepth from two main categories)

a list of archetypes

NAMES

how to name your character

random name generator

most common surnames

surnames by ethnicity

APPEARANCE

tips for better design

basic appearance generator

pinterest board for character design (includes NSFW and images of skeletons/exposed muscle (?) so tread carefully!)

clothing ref masterpost

Clothing generator

Another clothing generator

More clothing generator

Aaaand even more

Steam punk clothing

Char Style preference

Dress Generator

DETAILS

give your character better powers

a list of professions

proactive vs reactive characters

positive and negative traits

interest generator

skills generator

motivation generator

123 ideas for character flaws

list of phobias

Oh shit someone died

Backgrounds and stuff? yep

Quirks

Personality. you need that shit

Need something fandom related?

City generator hell yeah

location? got ya

World-building?

make your own god damn laws

Landscape.

Need Item names?

Fantasy/sci-fi/etc. medicine names

Stuff to make things more interesting.Weapons, clothes, treasures… whatever your characters need.

Item & Artifact Generators

Other stuffs!

Genre, Plot, & Story Prompt Generators

How did your characters meet?

Fanfic plots. you bet your ass.

Other Other stuffs!

Wanna make a custom minecraft skin?

Well then these’ll work!

This one too~

WAIT!…if none of that worked, then maybe you want to make a southpark style character?

Here!

Well, this one’s nice too~

And another..

Aaaand another!

UNDERTALE STUFFS;

Undertale character speech box creator!

Want inspiration for an Undertale Oc?

OR a super Edgy Undertale Theory generator?

Maybe you just want to read some funny Sans Puns!

TMNT STUFFS;

How about a TMNT creator?

Or a TMNT meme generator..

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a collection of seemingly unintentionally profound shitposts that fill me with an intense existential awareness

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

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PRIVACY IS A THING

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I love meme evolution

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Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

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The Signs and Interstice:

Aries: The night is long, no rest can pass it.

Taurus: A cathedral of sand on charred beach grass. Stained-glass windows decaying slowly into the dunes from which they were formed. Here lies the sea.

Gemini: A lost cosmonaut, hollowed out like an apple. The night sky reflected in cracked glass, butterflies pour from the fissure.

Cancer: Olive trees grown on salted earth. Twisted faces in the bark beneath snow-laden boughs, heavy with fruit.

Leo: The offal self, interlaced bone and flesh and roses and feathers. Something that should hurt, but never does.

Virgo: A man uncoiled. Fast, slitted silhouette, stark against the evening light. Even the adults are home before dark.

Libra: A tall and hooded thing, bent low over the cradle. Whispered words. Sound sleep for a night.

Scorpio: Concrete boulevards. Stairs and doors in impossible places by some unknowable logic. Fog shrouds your sight, but you know it goes on forever.

Ophiuchus: Strange four-legged things. Thin like a greyhound with long snouts baring no eyes or mouth. Ears like a hare. They never cross the threshold.

Sagittarius: A young boy, drifting in place ten feet beyond the cliff. He gazes at the sky but cannot see the stars.

Capricorn: The woman in yellow, clutching her cheek as if weeping, the paint of her face dripping slowly down a penny-brown arm.

Aquarius: A bridge to another place. The leaves and grass grow scarlet on the other side, the air smells of something you’ve never tasted before.

Pisces: The little grey cat at the pharmacy counter. Every other shop is closed. The streetlights are out. Night fell so quickly.

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Aries: Legs that split apart into magnetic clamps. Jet thrusters powered by the volatile smog. Brings you little gifts that they speared on their proboscis. 

Taurus: One of the nurses that tend to the body pits. Six scalpeled hands and three mouths, their songs comforting the discarded things that beg for death. Unable to speak, and has knives for hand, but always somehow very tender with you.

Gemini: Hydraulic equipment grafted to their skin now repurposed into blades and shields. Echoes of chivalry, service to lords and banners that have long since lost their meanings. Takes you on cute dates around the citadel. Courteous, and gentle with animals. 

Cancer: A student of the worm. Long hours spent experimenting over rune plates, attempting to rediscover some long lost secret. Could listen to you ramble for hours about the things you love. Excitedly shows you the things they found

Leo: A shaft diver, an explorer into the abandoned corpses of megacities. Doesn’t know how cute they are. Quiet, but you catch them staring at you with a bashful smile on the closet thing they have to a face.

Virgo: Sacrificed their lower body to staunch the flow of unholy life that flows from the furnaces. Lets you ride on their back. Great with kids.

Libra: Even among outcasts they are shunned. Meddling with forces others couldn’t even begin to comprehend, much less accept. Can be abrasive but always seems to calm down with you. Tender, and feels safe with you.

Scorpio: A lowly construction drone, now a loyal adherent to the new gods and  rewarded in kind. Dotes on you, always searching your body for wounds. Extremely protective of you, and cant stand to see you upset.

Ophiuchus: A distant descendant of the engines of calamity. Yet to earn their wings. Quiet and meditative. Sage advice. Seem wise beyond their years. Silence with them feels truly comfortable.

Sagittarius: Stolen away from their home and taken deep below. Exceedingly fragile with a touch worse than death. They wear gloves for you. They feel like a bit of a burden and feel so blessed to be with you.

Capricorn: A soldier, an assassin, a spy. Gossamer wings and a featureless white mask. An outer shell of augmented skin conceals hideous disfigured flesh. Snarky, great sense of humor. Loves to tease you. 

Aquarius: A formerly noble man, corrupted body and mind by parasites from the seething depths. Mad cackling in the night and dozens of twitching red eyes. Impulsive and adventurous, yet stable and caring. Competitive in the cutest possible way.

Pisces: Something that lives in the spaces between the signals, imprisoned in decommissioned channels, something that just wants to touch your beautiful face. Writes you completely incomprehensible love poems.