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legit the only people who are posting about the fuckass chiefs documentary they so presumptuously made is espn (who already spent the advertising money) and eagles fans who all skipped right to episode 6

no one deserves this treatment more

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thinking of his puppy sit

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8:55am: SUICIDE POSTPONED NEVER KILL YOURSELF

7:55pm: went ahead and put suicide back on the table

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i don’t play about nick bosa in general, but yesterday during my fantasy draft i didn’t play about nick bosa the most; i got up out of my chair at work to go outside to yell at my friend over voice chat bc he said nicky doesn’t do anything against the run game 😭 i full on did not let disrespect against dpoy 18.5 sack season nick bosa slide

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i just realized we did not have an exciting mics episode and now my night is even more ruined

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Callum Kerr as Smoker ONE PIECE Season 2 Trailer

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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!

@immortalshe-returntome i hope this is what u were talking about bc this has me in hysterics 😭 literally full body down AND BACK UP AGAIN 😭

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tanner mckee last night might just have put on the best preseason game i’ve ever seen

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did anybody clip the camera doing an up-and-down shot of saquon like he’s marilyn monroe

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT THANK YOU WHITE BOYS

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i have,,,,,sooooo many thoughts about this vid i love the eagles so much i am so very jazzed about them

1) we s o have it back to back bro. s o have it it’s not even a issue. the mindset is so correct to do it twice, the leaders are there, the training schemes are there, every new thing i see and hear is just one more thing to be excited about witnessing

2) THEY ROBBED ME OF TY ROBINSON SINGINGGGGUUUUUUUUUH!! a bit of immortal one lore, ty looks EXACTLY like a guy i used to hook up with, like spitting fucking image of him it’s crazy. so for that reason i’m down with that white boy. since we traded t book i hope his reps go to ty

3) slutty soccer mom shayshawn my beloved. the shortest shorts possible to cheer on his kids (the rb room) from the sidelines. i love him so bad bro and what the fuck he so sexy fo

4) “it’s simple. every team has a one year expiration date. the 2024 eagles were a great team, that team no longer exists” landon speak at my funeral please

5) “we’re not defending shit” jordan sing at my funeral please

6) what i would fucking give to sit and listen to vic break down the defense what i would fucking GIVEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUH. i love defense over everything in football. defense was always my favorite to watch, my favorite player of all time is richard sherman, I fucking Love defense, i’d KILL to hear it broken down by the best surrounded by the best

7) we all poke fun at jalenisms but i shit you not when i’m in the grind trying to accomplish a career goal or pushing hard at the gym pouring sweat, you will hear me say some “nothing that i’ve accomplished in the past will get me what i desire in the future” and “fatigue makes cowards of us all”

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bro have u seen the new eagles training camp video? i posted a screenshot from it but like.. that whole clip... every saquon clip for a matter of fact..... he's in those tiny ass shorts.... always standing around those big ass offensive linemen... lookin Up at them....... basically my imaginary dick got so hard i got real life dizzy. it's a must-watch.

i follow the eagles youtube channel so i have the vid at the top of my subscriptions, yesterday was just so Bad and Draining from work i didn’t watch hardly anything 😔

but the promise of shayshawn looking so so small next to the o line has me ready tonight

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the size difference... im bugging

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“it just seemed like you two had a Moment”

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fine, 5’9, and i’m jockin’

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i frankly don’t even give a fuck, the ceremony set up was literally wedding-like. quinyon and cooper got married here

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i love objectifying & sexualising hard working athletic men. i wish shorter shorts upon them all amen