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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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Vampire!soap x reader, but ghost has to chaperone😔

Ur beloved boyfriend tends to get really fucking hungry. You dont mind, you keep a decent diet and take iron supplements. However after a very close call when soap got a bit too blood-drunk, ghost takes it upon himself to supervise whenever soap drinks from you.

Only thing is that vampires have natural aphrodisiacs that are allegedly meant to soothe whoever is being bitten. This ofc means that you get insanely horny whenever soap needs to drink, and usually he just fucks you bc he is your boyfriend. The first time ghost is there, you try really hard to stay focused but end up whining anyways "johnny- Johnny please- I need you, please? I dont care- please-"

Soap ends up reaching a hand into ur pants, and you coast by like that. Ghost doesnt say anything, doesnt mention the incident that he got front row seats to at all. The only indication the whole thing wasnt some insane dream is that next time ghost mutters a "you two can...take care of it, however you need."

Which leads to Johnny desperately railing u into the mattress, no doubt getting off on being watched (freak). Ur so, so close, when soaps mouth is pulled away from ur neck, and suddenly hes firmly pressed against the wall. Ur heads spinning just a bit, but you can see ghosts stern look as he ruthlessly jerks soap off, reprimanding him for taking too much.

Anyways ghost gently works u back up, legs hooked over his own to give soap a good view of what he could've had if he wasnt so greedy lol.

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Yes, soap is constantly horny, but he is also constantly tired!

He is so sleepy. Constantly takes naps. Im serious, if he isn't actively on a mission or fucking u he is asleep. Nothing makes him feel sleepy quiet like a good orgasm, so u constantly have to badger him abt cleaning up afterwards or else this disgusting man would fall asleep covered in ur cum lol.

It was only a matter of time until he decided fuck it, and notched himself inside u before promptly passing tf out. Literally uses u as a nice warm hole for his cock, doesnt bother to fuck u, plus he fell asleep *on top* of u so there's no escape. Ur forced to cockwarm him all night while he gets the best damn sleep of his life.

(Dw he gives u apology head afterwards. Also maybe asks if it can become a nightly occurrence lol)

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Keira Knightley: [Matthew MacFadyen] is just such a nice man. I think that helps [when someone is your love interest]. I think that helps when you meet somebody [who will potentially be your cast mate] and you think, "Well, you're just lovely." And is also such an amazing actor. So, what fun. Rosamund Pike: And when he can completely mask the niceness and put it under the arrogance and standoffish-ness that Darcy appears to have. And then [you] melt. Oh, so good. Pride & Prejudice (2005) Dir. Joe Wright Matthew Macfadyen for CBS Mornings (2024) Keira Knightley and Rosamund Pike for Vanity Fair (2025)

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Keira Knightley: [Matthew MacFadyen] is just such a nice man. I think that helps [when someone is your love interest]. I think that helps when you meet somebody [who will potentially be your cast mate] and you think, "Well, you're just lovely." And is also such an amazing actor. So, what fun. Rosamund Pike: And when he can completely mask the niceness and put it under the arrogance and standoffish-ness that Darcy appears to have. And then [you] melt. Oh, so good. Pride & Prejudice (2005) Dir. Joe Wright Matthew Macfadyen for CBS Mornings (2024) Keira Knightley and Rosamund Pike for Vanity Fair (2025)

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I hope you're happy Just not like how you were with me I'm selfish, I know, can't let you go So find someone great, but don't find no one better I hope you're happy, but don't be happier

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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reminder than simply being outside, drinking water, opening the windows, sun bathing and moon glancing, etc. are all real devotional acts to our earth — no matter how small !!!

being low on time, effort, and energy does NOT make you a bad witch or pagan. it makes you human.

— 🦌🌿☕️✨

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Sergeant Kyle Gaz Garrick is the epitome of gentleman in the streets, freak in the sheets

The man who opens doors for you, believes in chivalry and taking care of his woman, future wife and mother of his children, is the same man who’s a devil in bed

Long unending hours of sex and pleasure, cuffs to keep you still when you get over stimulated. Cockwarming and that sweet stuff between your legs for breakfast, the man is insatiable

And when he goes on deployment? Best believe the man who arranges to send you flowers every weekend, is the same man who has a flesh light that is moulded exactly like his lover’s pussy

The man is a gentleman and a freak

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older Alpha!price and a younger omega!reader that he has to be stern with.

price refuses to touch you during ur pre-heat. you feel languid and horny, with a horrible undercurrent or restlessness. but everytime you try to crawl onto prices lap or reach for him he pushes you away and back into the nest. "no. you know i cant handle your heat and preheat, dove." he knows his limits, and wont let himself be tempted.

it sucks. your alpha is right there but instead of knotting you like he should, ur desperately riding a toy instead. hes obviously affected, you can smell his arousal clear as day, but prices clothes stay on and he doesnt even step into ur nest. you attempt to revolt for all of three seconds by refusing the water bottle he brings you, but price threatens to take ur toy and suddenly you feel very patient :)

when ur heat does arrive? hes ruthless, head between ur legs for hours until ur writhing and begging for him to knot you. you feel exhausted and tired but you cant rest without a knot and he knows that. rumbles at you, a hand coming up to massage your thigh "oh, i know honey, just hold on for two more, okay?" plans to get some of ur energy out so you dont try to go through the night.

anyways when he finally does knot u its as amazing and wonderful as always. he leans down to nuzzle into ur neck, scenting you over that beloved claiming bite. he makes sure you eat ur snacks and stay hydrated, growls a warning when u dont. overall an amazing heat partner who knows his limits and pleases you without wearing himself ragged. (old man lol)

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mood

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Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann and Orlando Bloom as Will Turner PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END 2007 | dir. Gore Verbinski

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The path leading down to the sea

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✩ THE ERAS TOUR FILES ✩

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing