21 ♓︎ Any Pronouns • personal blog for things i love • scooby-doo + spore + animorphs + bugs + stuffed animals + YOU!! <3
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reminding everyone of this right now
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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top 10 glee characters if im honest
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping
i'm 28
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im like a vampire but instead of blood i have to drink water to live
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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