imnotaman

[imnotaman]

"Eh, I'll be fine. But thanks..."

She sat down next to her, trying not to squeeze poor baby Tiana as she gave the child a hug

"Momma! Momma! Open your arms, and close your eyes~! Please don’t drop her when I give her I'm begging-" Solana you're asking too much/j

– (@sunlights-daughter)

"What- I... okay?" She muttered, doing as she was told. Last time that happened, her best friend got pancaked, so hopefully nothing bad was gonna happen

[imnotaman]

She felt herself groan. Was Penelope that obvious? "I- yeah, kind of..." She nodded, finally focusing her eyes on Solana as she smiled

"Momma! Momma! Open your arms, and close your eyes~! Please don’t drop her when I give her I'm begging-" Solana you're asking too much/j

– (@sunlights-daughter)

"What- I... okay?" She muttered, doing as she was told. Last time that happened, her best friend got pancaked, so hopefully nothing bad was gonna happen

[imnotaman]

"Huh... that's nice." She nodded, keeping her eyes on the baby as if this was the first time she'd ever seen an infant.

"She's perfect, Sola..."

"Momma! Momma! Open your arms, and close your eyes~! Please don’t drop her when I give her I'm begging-" Solana you're asking too much/j

– (@sunlights-daughter)

"What- I... okay?" She muttered, doing as she was told. Last time that happened, her best friend got pancaked, so hopefully nothing bad was gonna happen

[imnotaman]

She was stupid give her a break

Penelope opened her eyes, staring at the baby. She blinked once. Then twice. Then, holy shit she's crying now-

"...she's adorable."

"Momma! Momma! Open your arms, and close your eyes~! Please don’t drop her when I give her I'm begging-" Solana you're asking too much/j

– (@sunlights-daughter)

"What- I... okay?" She muttered, doing as she was told. Last time that happened, her best friend got pancaked, so hopefully nothing bad was gonna happen

[imnotaman]

"Momma! Momma! Open your arms, and close your eyes~! Please don’t drop her when I give her I'm begging-" Solana you're asking too much/j

– (@sunlights-daughter)

"What- I... okay?" She muttered, doing as she was told. Last time that happened, her best friend got pancaked, so hopefully nothing bad was gonna happen

[imnotaman]

(walks by with a juice box in hand)

Oh hell, yeah, a dead body!

i fucking hated that guy

"Well, that makes two of us."

[imnotaman]

can i kiss your husb- *gets shot*

"LEAVE. LEAVE NOW. LEAVE BEFORE I SHOOT ANOTHER ARROW THROUGH THAT DENSE SKULL OF YOURS BECAUSE HE IS MARRIED."

[imnotaman]

"ME FUCKING DAMN IT, PENELOPE"

"I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!"

"YOU SEDUCED AMPHITRITE, THAT'S NOT WHAT A WARRIOR DOES"

"YOU'D DO THE SAME IN MY SHOES"

"I'M THE GOD OF WAR, NO I WOULD NOT."

[imnotaman]

ARES!

(Tickle attack!)

-tkl anon

( @tickle-anon )

"NOOOOO-"

*insert an incoherent series of giggles*

[imnotaman]

"...γιος της σκύλας."

A frog hopped to her. Good luck my bro 💀💀

“…ribbit.”

- @the-dreaming-prince

(I personally like to think he actually said the word "ribbit" instead of making the sound)

Frogs weren't exactly native to the area Penelope stayed at, which caused her to look around and let go of her sword, kneeling down to its level.

"Why, hello... how did you get here?"

[imnotaman]

"Haha... that can't stop me because- Μιλάω μόνο ελληνικά, όχι αγγλικά."

Girly pulled out the Greek for that one 😭😭😭

A frog hopped to her. Good luck my bro 💀💀

“…ribbit.”

- @the-dreaming-prince

(I personally like to think he actually said the word "ribbit" instead of making the sound)

Frogs weren't exactly native to the area Penelope stayed at, which caused her to look around and let go of her sword, kneeling down to its level.

"Why, hello... how did you get here?"

[imnotaman]

"Charlotte... I met her once."

"Regardless. Someone's gonna die in the next week or so, and I'm gonna be the first one to find out how to kill a Titan."

A frog hopped to her. Good luck my bro 💀💀

“…ribbit.”

- @the-dreaming-prince

(I personally like to think he actually said the word "ribbit" instead of making the sound)

Frogs weren't exactly native to the area Penelope stayed at, which caused her to look around and let go of her sword, kneeling down to its level.

"Why, hello... how did you get here?"

[imnotaman]

"Which daughter of Zeus? there's a lot- also."

She grabbed her sword. "Where does Antinous live."

A frog hopped to her. Good luck my bro 💀💀

“…ribbit.”

- @the-dreaming-prince

(I personally like to think he actually said the word "ribbit" instead of making the sound)

Frogs weren't exactly native to the area Penelope stayed at, which caused her to look around and let go of her sword, kneeling down to its level.

"Why, hello... how did you get here?"

[imnotaman]

She groaned. "You really are your father's son..."

A frog hopped to her. Good luck my bro 💀💀

“…ribbit.”

- @the-dreaming-prince

(I personally like to think he actually said the word "ribbit" instead of making the sound)

Frogs weren't exactly native to the area Penelope stayed at, which caused her to look around and let go of her sword, kneeling down to its level.

"Why, hello... how did you get here?"

[imnotaman]

"Fuck- Tel!?" Well, now she knew why his voice was so familiar.

"Who- when-...how!?'

A frog hopped to her. Good luck my bro 💀💀

“…ribbit.”

- @the-dreaming-prince

(I personally like to think he actually said the word "ribbit" instead of making the sound)

Frogs weren't exactly native to the area Penelope stayed at, which caused her to look around and let go of her sword, kneeling down to its level.

"Why, hello... how did you get here?"

[imnotaman]

"WHAT THE FU-"

The queen jumped. She tried to calm herself down after that. After all, she'd seen much worse in the past. What was a talking frog gonna do to her?

That voice was also a bit too familiar for her taste...

A frog hopped to her. Good luck my bro 💀💀

“…ribbit.”

- @the-dreaming-prince

(I personally like to think he actually said the word "ribbit" instead of making the sound)

Frogs weren't exactly native to the area Penelope stayed at, which caused her to look around and let go of her sword, kneeling down to its level.

"Why, hello... how did you get here?"

[imnotaman]

A frog hopped to her. Good luck my bro 💀💀

“…ribbit.”

- @the-dreaming-prince

(I personally like to think he actually said the word "ribbit" instead of making the sound)

Frogs weren't exactly native to the area Penelope stayed at, which caused her to look around and let go of her sword, kneeling down to its level.

"Why, hello... how did you get here?"