imnotearthyouimbecile

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UPDATE:

earth is possibly sending another probe named “dragonfly” in seven years. I am not happy. 

wow

Earth sent a probe called “Huygens” onto me, specially Adiri. Quite rude if you ask me, I could’ve just told you I have hills and rivers.

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wow

Earth sent a probe called “Huygens” onto me, specially Adiri. Quite rude if you ask me, I could've just told you I have hills and rivers.

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Announcement

I have craters on myself, I don't know what happened. I was asleep.

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My atmosphere

I am proud to announce that I have the densest atmosphere of all moons. Wanna know my secret? It’s mainly just nitrogen with a bit of methane.

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Weather Report

It is a crisp −290.5 °F as of now, the methane clouds are expanding from covering 1% of my surface to 7% within an Earth’s week. Pretty interesting.

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snowflake ❄️ 

 imagine having the beings that live on you slowly kill you as well for their own greed. sucks to suck earth. 

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Nah bro, mines cooler, Greek or Roman gods are so mainstream, deities that existed before the gods are rad.

Rad fact about me

Christiaan Huygens didn’t give me the name I currently (yes, I’ve had several names like “Saturn’s Moon”), it was given by John Herschel, inspired by the Titans, powerful Ancient Greek deities. Cool right? Better than Uranus.

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here's my orbit around Saturn. pretty rad, right?

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Imagine having a name that sounds like “your anus”

 imagine having the beings that live on you slowly kill you as well for their own greed. sucks to suck earth. 

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Rad fact about me

Christiaan Huygens didn’t give me the name I currently (yes, I’ve had several names like “Saturn’s Moon”), it was given by John Herschel, inspired by the Titans, powerful Ancient Greek deities. Cool right? Better than Uranus.

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Why Saturn is the best planet

1. I orbit her

2. She's got rings

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pshhh my lakes got methane and I don't have humans to taint me

Havasupai Falls, Arizona @ @

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Some songs I like

American Idiot by Green Day

Heathens by Twenty One Pilots

Better Than Me by Brobecks

A Hazy Shade of Winter by Simon and Garfunkel

Baby It’s Cold Outside by Dolly Parton

Dragonfly by Fleetwood Mac

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PROOF THAT I AM BETTER THAN EARTH

my methane polar clouds(pictured on the left) are bigger, more mysterious, and just outright more beautiful than earth’s. the puny cloud pictured on the right is from earth, made of water.

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not gonna lie my methane clouds are awesome

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My father

I know what youre thinking “titan you're. a moon you can't have a father!” but the not-so-imbecile human that found me and gave me my name is Christiaan Huygens. I never met him, but he's from the land of Denmark on Earth. Just thought that was interesting.

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 imagine having the beings that live on you slowly kill you as well for their own greed. sucks to suck earth.