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tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here
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i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat
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love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here
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Is it not enough to be cute and have great tits? I have to be a functioning member of society too?
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Me: Babe, you’re so funny!
My Boyfriend Who Sees All of Time Simultaneously : We have 1429 days before your tragic premature death. You will betray my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.
Me: Awww, that’s sweet of you!
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huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs
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god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind
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