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Mr Monk and the Three Julies

“Adrian Monk: The mother died three months ago, the son never reported it.  Dr. Charles Kroger: Now, hang on, did the son kill the mother?  Adrian Monk: The doctors say no, it was a heart aneurysm. Her son, Matthew, is an amateur taxidermist. He stuffed her body, carried her from room to room, like nothing happened.  Dr. Charles Kroger: Yeah, I’ve heard of cases like that. You see, he couldn’t function without her. And they call it radical cognitive bonding.  Adrian Monk: At least I never dug Trudy up and had her stuffed and mounted, right?  Dr. Charles Kroger: Yes, and I’ve always been very proud of you for that.”

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Thank sweet baby Jesus for Monk reruns.

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People think I’m crazy, ‘cause I worry all the time.  If you paid attention, you’d be worried too.

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“Becoming?!”

Meglos - season 18 - 1980

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I wanna go back on my trip with my friends and go to the top of the Eiffel Tower with the girl I really like and tell her how I feel and give her a kiss.

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“A friend once told me the hurt that came with the end of a relationship was painful because it was the death of a dream - the future you’d imagined with a lover, a loved one, a child, or a friend. That loss was its own painful, nearly tangible thing. You had to reimagine your future, perhaps in a different place, with different people, doing different things than you might have first imagined.”

— Twice Bitten, Chicagoland Vampires

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imagine a calico cat

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adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words

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this is just. so fucking funny to me

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What do you see?

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Ewan McGregor on lying for 4 years about his Star Wars return

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Dear Claire,

“What” and “if” are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together side-by-side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life: what if? What if? What if? I don’t know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love, then it’s never too late. If it was true then, why would it be true now? You need only the courage to follow your heart. I don’t know what a love like Juliet’s feels like – love to leave loved ones for, love to cross oceans for but I’d like to believe if I ever were to feel it, that I will have the courage to seize it. And, Claire, if you didn’t, I hope one day that you will.

All my love, Juliet

Letters to Juliet (2010) dir. Gary Winick

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