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As long as we're talking about weird sibling texts y'all gotta see this completely unprompted banger my sister sent me the other day.

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im having a moment

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Jesus would smoke a blunt with you but modern religious organizations refuse this simple reality

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Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.

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1: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my fucking wife

2: That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife

3: He said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com

4: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut-

5: except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my ding looks like:

*AN EXPLOSION EXPLODES EXPLOSIVELY*

6: THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS.

hes insane

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One day it'll be 2024 and everything will be good

Let's see how this one ages

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

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Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.

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This MF from Bucoda Washington fr

What if we just started digging a huge hole

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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One of those anime-style spells of fuck your shit up where the verbal component is a long monologue that name-drops a specific demon, except it goes into a weirdly personal level of detail regarding the relationship between the invoker and the demon.

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If you fall for an internet prank, do you pass it on to your followers?

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You come across a rare Leitner. An issue of the Martin Blackwood collection.

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3 days until caleb dies