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Blaze celebrating beating a level, from Sonic Rush on the Nintendo DS. [Sonic The Hedgeblog] [Support us on Patreon]

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GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing

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I found a self described radical centrist publication

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let’s get on mama’s last nerve

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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

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Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

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every day i think of that one picture of azealia banks with florence and the machine

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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he’s sensitive

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One of life's greatest gifts is that after cuddling a girl you get to smell like her for a while

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thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

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